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Welp, Your wish is granted, Lemon. Get ready for...

THE REVIEW!

Raiku Email

The first email I laid on for this review was the aptly named "Baby" email. The email consists of:

Hwi.

Mwe is da bay bee.
Wiww woo be my dah dah?

Fwom,
Da Bay Bee

Uunngh, terrible baby lisps annoy the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure a a baby could say "hi" and "me" without a W. Basically, the whole transcript consists of an unfunny battle between the baby with a bazooka, and the title character Raiku, who, as he states himself, is a Mary-Sue. And you guys know the general feeling of the WUWers about Mary Sues...

WELL?

Anyway, here is the next email, "Fast food".

RAIKU: EMAIL TIME!

subject: fast food

Hey, Raiku!

You should start a fast-food company. All the cool guys have one!

- ZPP

RAIKU: Sure.

{Cut to "Mista-Pizza"}

CUSTOMER: What is in this?

RAIKU: Blood.

{Click here to email Raggon Raiku!}

Wow, sure is long! But seriously, I could get more humour (and more length)out of a newspaper comic.

RATING: * out of *****!

Now that that's done, let's continue on to...

The Raiku Show!

Yes, the review you've all been waiting for... The Raiku Show, featuring... 2 episodes! :D! The episode I'm gonna be reading is "Pilot", mainly because that's the only episode I can do, as the only other episode is a fan episode(lazy). Okay, so the guys are robbing Badstar's mansion, because OBVIOUSLY Badstar did something horrible to them, and Raiku punches Raggon an all that good stuff.

Then we read the very descriptive robbing scene, witch consists of:

RAGGONIX: First we need to get inside the mansion. That will be Raiku's job. Then we will need someone to take down the guards. That's your job, Raggon. Then I will take down security. Let's go!

{After the operation}

RAGGON: That was fun!

{Credits roll.}

Wow, I feel as though I'm there...

RATING:* out of *****!

The problems

Raiku, for success you need to make the emails longer, more humorous, and more descriptive.

OVERALL RATING:* out of *****!