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Summary

Kirbychu empties his inbox. The Omega dies.

Cast (in order of appearance): Kirbychu, X On Fire

Places: Kirbychu's Lab

Date: June 29, 2008

Transcript

{Cut to Kirbychu sitting at his broken laptop. He is in his lab.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Since my house is being rebuilt, I'm stuck in my lab. Time to clean my inbox! {opens Outlook Express}

Dear Kirbychu,
Have you ever helped the FCUSA Police stop Strong Bad from committing a crime?
Tommyspud

KIRBYCHU HR'D: No. DELETE! {deletes email}

Dear Mr. chu,
There has been a mistake in ordering your Copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
The copies all shipped to america have had defects, and your copy will be sent to you in one week.
Until then, Please enjoy the complimentary soundtrack, featurning all tracks from the game.
It shall arrive at your door when I finish counting to ten in my head.
By the way, I started when I said "Counting to ten in my head." Ten!
From,
Nintendo of America President

KIRBYCHU HR'D: My copy's fine. DELETE! {deletes email}

DeOre KraBtstU'
AaAaAaAiM ThE MAkeMonEy MaGnAte!

KIRBYCHU HR'D: ...No. DELETE! {deletes email} This is fun!

Dear Kirbychu,
We are pleased to announce that your evolution stone is ready.
Unfortunately, we have lost it.
To recive a new one, please send us $1,000,000 and a corn dog.
It shall arrive when I finish counting to ten trillion.
From,
Biolab type organization

KIRBYCHU HR'D: I didn't order a thunder stone. DELETE!

{Kirbychu deletes email. The screen sparks and goes black. Blue goop comes out of some cracks.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: That's not a good sign. To the lab! Wait, I'm already here...

{Kirbychu opens up the computer, revealing that the wires connecting the screen to the main system are charred and broken. There are also many other broken parts.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: That's gonna be hard to fix. {attempts to work on the computer, gets zapped} OW! {the screen turns on} Okay... how did I do that? On second thought, I don't care as long as the computer stays working until at least email number 10. {works on computer with plastic tools and tape} That should hold it for now.

{The DS comes down.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Why are you coming down? This email's not over yet!

{The DS goes back up.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Good.

COMPUTER: {robotic voice} Kirbychu. I don't feel so good. I'm burnt, and sparky. I don't think I'm gonna make it.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: NO! Don't die! It's only email 7!

COMPUTER: I would need some serious repair just to have a chance to live.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: I can fix you!

COMPUTER: You don't have the technology to fix me.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Are you sure you won't live?

COMPUTER: Good bye Kirbychu...{powers down}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: NOOOOOOOOO!!! {cries}

{X On Fire walks in.}

X ON FIRE: What's going on?

KIRBYCHU HR'D: The Omega died...

X ON FIRE: That's to bad, but it was just a computer.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: It was more than a computer! I loved it!

X ON FIRE: So put it in a special place, them beat up Homestar for causing the explosion. That should help.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Good idea.

{Kirbychu puts the Windows Omega in a cryogenic room. He then walks up to Homestar and beats him up.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: I feel much better now! Now I just need a favor. Can I borrow your computer?

X ON FIRE: I would say yes, but the charger's broken and the battery's dead. You're an inventor, why don't you just build a new computer?

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Good idea!

{The scene fades to show a silhouette of Kirbychu standing at a desk using a screwdriver on an unknown object. The DS comes down.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Nice timing.

Trivia

• This reveals that the Omega can talk.
• This is the first email that the Omega was actually referred to by it's name.