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Summary

The Description is still taking a vacation!

Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Cruril the 3rd, Captain Homestar

Places: Conchris' Room, The Blue Star

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Email?

CONCHRIS: Yeesh, do people run out of ideas that quick? Do you think what I think of that game? I think it is...{mutters} deleted...

{The Computer changes into a pre square}

DELETED!!!

{The Computer changes back}

CONCHRIS: That was too random, better get an excuse to extend the email.

{cut to The Blue Star}

CRURIL THE 3RD: Yarr! This be another sea mail rap!

Dear Cruril the 3rd,
Do you think our ships should join forces?
My ship: The rusty oester may prove invaluable to you.
List of crew excluding me:

First mate H*R
Limpy Josh
Patch-eyed Dino

Yours, Captain Saderworth

CRURIL THE 3RD: Ya-har! Captain Homestar! Turn this beauty around! We're going fer' The Rust Oyster.

CAPTAIN HOMESTAR: Aye aye, Admiral Cruril! {turns wheel}

{Cut to the TV Room, presumably the same room that is currently used for H*R.com's toons menu}

CONCHRIS: This episode of The Blue Star is going to be cool! It is so awesome!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Go Captain Me!

{Cut to The Blue Star}

CAPTAIN HOMESTAR: Rusty Oyster, ahoy!

CRURIL THE 3RD: Yar! Let's be goings then!

CAPTAIN HOMESTAR: Aye aye!

{the screen gets a black shade over it and a letter comes up}

What happens next? (No longer works)

Choices

1

Summary

Cast in order of appearance: Homestar Runner, Conchris, Captain Homestar, Cruril the 3rd, Some Sailor, Some Other Sailor

Places in order of appearance: Homestar's 'Teebie' room, The Blue Star, The Sea

Transcript

{Homestar Runner comes in with the popcorn}

HOMESTAR: I'm back with the popcorn!

CONCHRIS: Shush! They're restarting!

{Cut to The Blue Star}

{A bang is heard}

CRURIL THE 3RD: YARR! What be that?

CAPTAIN HOMESTAR: We be attacked by coral reefs and icebergs! The wind is pushing us to it!

CRURIL THE 3RD: Shiver me timbers! Some Sailor and Some Other Sailor! Bring ye sails in!

SOME SAILOR: {in a posh british accent} I dare say that this ship is done for!

SOME OTHER SAILOR: Who cares? Do ye want to walk ye plank?

SOME SAILOR: Oh bother! The shi... {ship sinks, Cruril the 3rd and Captain Homestar hold onto the edge of the iceberg}

CRURIL THE 3RD: Ye be an idiot for sailing us through here.

CAPTAIN HOMESTAR: Sorry, captain...

CRURIL THE 3RD: YE ARE DEMOTED TO OFFICER. Any objections and ye will be sleepin' with the fishes.

{Cut to Homestar's TV Room}

CONCHRIS: That's it? That is too crummy...

HOMESTAR: Well, the guy who looks like me got demoted, that's a good thing right?

CONCHRIS: Ugh... I be going... {leaves}

{The Paper comes down}

2

Summary

Cast in order of appearance: Cruril the 3rd, Captain Homestar, Strong Badlackbeard, Captain Strong Mad, Strong Sailor, The Preat

Places: The Blue Star, The Black Ahoy

Transcript

CRURIL THE 3RD: Capin' Homestar, I see The Rusty Oyster ahead!

CAPTAIN HOMESTAR: That's not The Rusty Oyster, That's The Black Ahoy! YARR!

{Cut to The Black Ahoy}

STRONG BADLACKBEARD: Shiver me timbers! I see Captain Homestar and that dumb pirate ahead. STRONG SAILOR! BRING THE SHIP CLOSER OR IT BE THE PLANK FOR YE!

STRONG SAILOR: {sighs} Okay... {spins wheel}

CAPTAIN STRONG MAD: I AM CAPTAIN!

{Cut to The Blue Star}

CRURIL THE 3RD: Yarr! Prepare for ferocious battle men!

{Cut to The Black Ahoy, Cruril the 3rd and Strong Badlackbeard are having a sword fight, words come up}

Control Cruril the 3rd to victory!
  • Press W to block High
  • Press S to block Middlin'
  • Press X to block Low
  • Press E to strike High
  • Press D to strike Middlin'
  • Press C to strike Low

{After you win the fight}

STRONG BADLACKBEARD: Yar-har! {knocks the sword out of Cruril the 3rd's hands} There be no escape for ye!

CRURIL THE 3RD: Ye and what ship?

{The Preat jumps in and barely swipes Cruil the 3rd}

CRURIL THE 3RD: Weaklings... {kicks Strong Badlackbeard and runs off}

STRONG BADLACKBEARD: YE WILL BE BACK! I KNOW YE! YE WILL BE BACK!

{The paper comes down}

3

Summary

Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Homestar Runner

Places: Homestar's TV Room

Transcript

{The adverts on the TV end and it switches to the Boredem channel, the voices unless stated are monotone}

CONCHRIS: Ugh, this is boring.

HOMESTAR: Yeah, it is.

CONCHRIS: Want to go outside.

HOMESTAR: Okay.

{Conchris and Homestar slowly get up and walk off}

MAN IN TV: No wait! Come back! We're only getting to the best part!

{The Paper comes down}

MAN IN TV: Please don't end the email The Paper! {starts sobbing}

{The Paper comes down an extra line: "Who cares? I signal the end of the email, moron}

MAN IN TV: Don't {sob} you {sob} be {sob} MEAN TO ME! {starts crying}

{The Paper covers the screen}

MAN IN TV: MY LIFE IS A JOKE! {continues crying}

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • The Computer changing to a pre square explains that the pre squares are way too overrated.
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