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{Random unnecessary things starts flying into one spot. they form a humanoid shape, but two large tentacles coming off of the head is in place of the arms. The humanoid shape transforms into Im a bell, but unbelled. The bell soon appears}

IM A BELL:{lands} Hmm... This ought to be interesting.

{A man in a grey hoodie walks onto the scene.}

JERRY: ... How did I get here? Where's my drink?

{A small car with a skull on it follows.}

SKULLB: I don't know, but I like it here!

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Guys, you're in my friend's back yard. All that's here is an inflatable water slide, his house, a swing set, and a shed.

JERRY: Typical.

SKULLB: Wait wait wait. A water slide? Heck yes!

X ON FIRE: {runs up} Don't forget the trampoline, KChu!

{A strange bionic man in a swim suit with a lei on falls from the sky and lands on Skull Buggy. Vince steps out of it.}

VINCE: NEVER ask how I made this.

'SKULLB: ... Disregarding the bodily harm... I'm going on the water slide!

JERRY: Don't kill yourself.

JERRY: To the Void! I guess. Who else is coming?

X ON FIRE: Everybody get in the slide's pool! I'm going to send us to the void!

{a hole in time/space rips open. Bell steps through it}

IM A BELL: I tried going through the slide backwards. It's always fun to bend the laws of physics. And, I'm coming, if I wouldn't stop getting Conflict'd...

SKULLB: Count me in!

{SkullB hops into the pool. Jerry jumps in as well.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: You don't need to go up the slide backwards, you just need to get in and press a button!

VINCE: I'll stay here.

SKULLB: Button? What, this button?

{SkullB attempts to press a button in the pool but Jerry slaps his hand/tire away.}

JERRY: Dude! Don't do that! Who knows what could happen?

{Kirbychu forces everyone in the pool, and presses the button. The slide suddenly transforms, and then most everything disappears into white.}

JERRY: AAAAH! What the heck just happened?

SKULLB: I... don't know.

VINCE AND BIONIC MAN: Weeee!

X ON FIRE: Hmm, I wonder... {presses button, nothing happens} Oh, no!

JERRY: Oh God oh God what now?

CHARLIE THE UNICORN: We're going to Candy Mountain!

VINCE: No, we're going to The Void.

JERRY: ... no. No. No no no no no. This can not be happening.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Seeing that the return button didn't do anything, I'm guessing that it broke, and we're actually stuck in the void.

X ON FIRE: {turns on TV, changes to the "Void Status Channel"} Hm...the button will be active in a few hours.

JERRY: OH GOD NO.

SKULLB: Relax, we'll be back soon.

VINCE: TURN THE TV TO GEORGE LOPEZ!!!

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Um Skully, an hour in the Void is equal to 1,000,000 years on earth

JERRY: ... no. No. No. Get me out. Get me OUT!

SKULLB: There's got to be a way to eject him from the Void! Is there an emergency button or something?

JERRY: I have a wife!

VINCE: According to my Voip Study Guide, its only 4 minutes left till an hour.

JERRY: But... how? They didn't even find the Void until yesterday!

{Suddenly, Jerry voips out of the room.}

SKULLB: Wow. Wonder where he went?

VINCE: According to my Jerry Study Guide, He's in the Stormtrooper Base.

{Kirbychu teleports Jerry back in.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Casey will only think you've been gone for 3 hours when the button starts up again, Jerry. You wouldn't have aged.

JERRY: Oh. Thank you so much! ... Wait, how do you know about her?

X ON FIRE: Whoa! How'd you do that?

VINCE: It's easy. Breaking the 1st Floor.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: The SkullB show does have viewers, Jerry. And I have a warp remote, X.

JERRY: ... Well, Vinny, once you've stopped breaking things, let's get to business.

{Vince breaks Jerry with his Bionic Man}

JERRY: AAGH! AAAH! OH GOD MY SPINE! WILL NOBODY DO SOMETHING?

SKULLB: Heheheheheh.

VINCE: Now you know how SkullB feels!

KIRBYCHU HR'D: I've got duct tape! {duct tapes Jerry back together}

JERRY: ... How did that work?!

SKULLB: You forget that duct tape is a fix-all.

VINCE: Sure worse than my tape.

VOICE: Vintape, comes in 11 flavors.

{Suddenly, everybody hears the sound of metal boots clanging.}

SKULLB: Oh god the Big Daddy! RUN!

VINCE: A cowboy, big daddy, or bionic man it could be.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: No, it's Stormtroopers! Who pushed the trooper button!?!

X ON FIRE: Whaaat? I was bored!

JERRY: Aw, great. I'm off to storage to grab a weapon.

SKULLB: Ahem... I'm a weapon.

VINCE: Hello, I'm a Bionic kung fu guy!

{SkullB opens his mouth to show the barrel of a Vulcan cannon.}

{Vince turns into his bionic form.}

VINCE: We rock!

{X On Fire starts climbing towards the Stormtrooper button.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: X, these are special troopers, they don't disappear.

{Just as X on Fire gets close to the button, Chaos forces him away.}

CHAOS: NO!

JERRY: Woah woah woah WOAH! What the 4WIMP'D are you doing?

JERRY: Wait wait wait. Why?

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Jerry. 1: They won't go away even if the button is pressed. 2:{aims a gun at Jerry} Watch the language.

JERRY: GYAAH! What the he- heck?

CHAOS: Exactly! I just stopped you from maknig a mistake! That button will only set off an alarm and make more stormtroopers!

JERRY: So you're on our side.

CHAOS: Well, I don't really like it, but I suppose I'll help as much as possible.

JERRY: Good. Now grab a weapon and fight!

{Behind them, SkullB fires off a SkullBeam, vaporizing some Stormtroopers.}

{Kanjiro appears out of no where}

KANJIRO: Perhaps I can be of some assistance?

JERRY: What can you do to help?

{Kanjiro jumps into a crowd of stormtroopers, spinning his sword around killing dozens.}

KANJIRO: That.

SKULLBUGGY: Wow, flashy.

CHAOS: Kanjiro! Right on time! Let's show them what we're made of!

KANJIRO: Let's do this! {Kanjiro starts fight more troopers.}

{Chaos drills himself into Stormtroopers and begins using powerful legwork to send them all away.}

{X On Fire jumps into the swarm, and starts spewing flames around. One knocks a Stormtrooper's mask off, revealing Weegee.}

JERRY: ... What is that?

KIRBYCHU HR'D: DON'T LOOK INTO HIS EYES! {looks away}

{Chaos picks up a sword and impales WeeGee in the eyes.}

CHAOS: There. Problem solved.

{Pan over to show Jerry, who is now a Weegee.}

{X On Fire stops firing, and looks over at Jerry for a split-second. He then runs to the storage closet.}

CHAOS: The power of Satan compels you! {beats Jerry senseless until he returns to normal}

KANJIRO: Hmm that usually never works.

CHAOS: Well, being undead gives you a certain aid to it.

X ON FIRE: {returns with a supply of goggles} Let's do this. {puts on goggles, which burn up} Oh, yeah. {charges the Weegeetroopers} YAAAARGH!

{The group kills every Weegeetrooper, and things return to normal. The return button then re-activates.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Well, all the troopers are gone, and we've been fighting for so long that the return button is all charged up! TO EARTH!

{Kirbychu activates the return button. The universe then reappears, and the Water Slide goes back to being a simple inflatable water slide. according to the clock, 3 minutes have passed sense they left.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: I'll never understand how time works there.

X ON FIRE: We did it. We won! {does the Six Flags dance}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Let's go home!

{everyone leaves}

THE END!