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Summary
The league of un-featured characters are reformed but they are eager to reappear on Conchris' E-mail show
Page Title: 99 E-mails on the wall.
Transcript
CONCHRIS: Generic email song here.
Dear Conchris,
I am now fine.
I have reformed the un-featured characters,
and we are eager to re-appear on your e-mail.
Yours Something-ly,
Forest
CONCHRIS: Ah! Forest! The Greggo I left in H0M3574R W1K1, how nice to hear of you, you've reformed the unfeatured characters? Those guys are evil, alright I suppose, meet me at The Stick during the afternoon.
{Cut to a time card saying "This afternoon..." then cut to The Stick}
{Conchris walks on-screen}
CONCHRIS: {pointing at Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat} What are they doing here?
STRONG BAD: Look, we were just hanging out, you know. And um... these guys came in and... umm... RUN THE CHEAT!
{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat runs off-screen}
CONCHRIS: Okay... Right, before we get started...
{Homestar's head pops up amongst the group}
HOMESTAR: Oh hello! Are you here for my bread sing-a-longs?
CONCHRIS: No, and you're ruining everything. Go away.
HOMESTAR: {angry expression} FINE! {pops head back into the group and walks off}
CONCHRIS: As I was saying...
{The King of Town comes on-screen}
THE KING OF TOWN: Oh! Are you having like...uh... a party here? Am I invited?
CONCHRIS: Look. Kingy. You've banned me once {lifts up a piece of paper with the words "Bannination for being sucky" on it and throws it over his shoulder} and you've locked me up in a dungeon once, and even if this were a party, it would be a beat the everloving snot out of Kingy party.
{Pan to the air}
THE KING OF TOWN: {off-screen} Hey, wait. What are you doing? AHHH!
{The King of Town flies up into the air and off-screen}
{Pan down}
CONCHRIS: That was a stress reliever. As I was saying, I will let you in on the show. But...
{Bubs comes on-screen}
CONCHRIS: Oh let me guess, you must pay a ridicolous fee in order to hang out at The Stick
BUBS: You got it right! Now hand over 50 Bucks!
{Conchris gives Bubs 50$ and Bubs goes off-screen}
CONCHRIS: Now where was I? Oh yes, but only one of you can appear in an email except in some situations.
HOMSCHOOL RUNNER: Like that 50th Email thing?
CONCHRIS: {shudders} Don't give me bad memories.
FOREST: And that 75th Email?
CONCHRIS: Umm, we didn't celebrate that...
SOME GUY: The Judge Pwnzors email?
CONCHRIS: I do not want any more bad memories of that stuff...
SOME OTHER GUY: {smirking} And your 25th Email?
CONCHRIS: Stop it! Please! I'm begging you!
CRUROAR: Your 98th Email?
CONCHRIS: AHHHHH! {runs off-screen} {offscreen} AAAHHHHHHHH!
{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, 20X6!"}
CRUROAR: I think we went too harsh on him.
HOMSCHOOL WINNER: Oh cares? We got our revenge!
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