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A Spider Lama tries to boycott L4D2, That will sure make Strong Intelligent mad.

Transcript

{Cut to inside Jontof's bedroom, A Spider Lama is sitting down with a laptop.}

A SPIDER LAMA: I'll teach those Valve guys to make a sequel to Left for Dead. It only needed just one game to be awesome!

{Cut to the laptop's screen, showing A Spider Lama on the L4D Fan Steam group chat-room}

A SPIDER LAMA: Who wants to hear my evil plot to completely boycott L4D2?!

STEAM DUDE 2: I DO! I DO! I DO!

A SPIDER LAMA: OK then! My plan is to send Valve so many emails about stopping L4D2 that there HQ explodes!

STEAM DUDE 2: XD {STEAM DUDE 2 CLAPS}

STEAM DUDE 1: But i think L4D2 is a great idea. New characters, new places, and new weapons!

STEAM DUDE 2: pfft! Yeah right! They don't even have the original characters!

STEAM DUDE 1: But think of all the awesome bug fixes!

STEAM DUDE 2: WHAT!!! NO WAY THE BUG FIXES ARE ANY BETTER! YOU MUST DIE!!!

{STEAM DUDE 2 STARTS FLAMING STEAM DUDE 1}

A SPIDER LAMA: OK! Time to get to work! {goes to email and closes steam chat} OK, lets see here, send 1000 times. "dear Valve, stop L4D2, from, A Guy"

{Cut to Valve HQ, With words at the bottom saying "Valve HQ, TIME: 13:00}

INTERN: Sir, we just got 1000 email from A Guy about stopping the L4D2 project, and the email hard drive storage is about to blow up!

Gabe Newell: Well, what do we do?

INTERN: Well, we do have that underground bomb shelter.

GABE NEWELL: OK, lets go there!

{Cut to Strong Intelligent's computer screen, showing his email box}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: OK, lets see what we got here. {sees email from valve, clicks on it} This looks cool!

EMAIL: Dear steam user, we have to tell you that do to A Guy at aspiderlama@lol.com, we are stopping L4D2, good day to you.

{cut to strong intelligent}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

TO BE FINISHED LATER, DUE TO PROCRASTINATION