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Jurassic Sold Out #1: Leather

Cast (In order of appearance): Dinoshaur, T-Shaur, Fudgnif, Dinoboosh

Places: The Lobby, Unnamed Local Park

Transcript

{The band are in The Lobby of the recording studio.}

DINOSHAUR: Yes, we finally got to the studio to record our album.

T-SHAUR: We're not here to record our album.

DINOSHAUR: What? Then why are we here?

T-SHAUR: Hey, why don't you guess? You're holding a mop, me and Fudgnif are vacuuming, and Dinoboosh is in a pot in the corner.

DINOSHAUR: Chillin'?

T-SHAUR: Well, I don't know exactly what Dinoboosh is doing, but we're cleaning. You got us these jobs!

DINOSHAUR: Ah, yes. It was part of my secret plan.

T-SHAUR: {Placing his hand-vacuum cleaner into Fudgnif.} Secret plan?

DINOSHAUR: {Opens a door and the room de-pressurises.} We're in an airplane!

DINOBOOSH: {As he is sucked out of the open door.} Mytehboosh!

{The theme tune plays as "Jurassic Sold Out" flashes onscreen.}

{Dinoshaur and Fudgnif are sitting on a park bench.}

DINOSHAUR: I finished the lyrics to the new song. Take a look. {He sticks the page into the Fudgnif.}

{Fudgnif prints his response on a piece of paper.}

DINOSHAUR: {Reading} Let's do it? But we haven't written music to it-

{Fudgnif proceeds to make polyphonic noises and a drum beat at the same time.}

{Fade to a blank white screen with Dinoshaur standing and rapping.}

DINOSHAUR: Take a flight on my leather kite,
Play it right and it won't bite

{Dinoshaur is thrown a bass.}

DINOSHAUR: They call me fast fingers,
Catch you of guard like dead singers,
Sell your soul for a bag of muesli,
Hey, ho.

{Dinoboosh enters.}

DINOBOOSH: Hmhmhmhmhmhmh.

DINOSHAUR: {Simultaneously.} Hmhmhmhmhmhmh.

DINOBOOSH: Muh heh?

DINOSHAUR: Muh huh. Leather kite.
Lose your sight.
Is that right?

{T-Shaur enters}

T-SHAUR: Time for Teh Shaur,
Knock on the door,
I can't really freestyle, it's written for me.
But all you ladies should know I'm real real-

DINOSHAUR: Pause it.

{Cut back to the park with just Dinoshaur and Fudgnif.}

DINOSHAUR: What do you think?

{Fudgnif shakes his head.}

Notice

As with all songs from Jurassic Sold Out, I'll record them and put them on the wiki for hosting.