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Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Strong Bad, King of Town, Link, Bubs, Zoo977, Homsar
Places: Computer Room, Aruseus' Room, The Stick, The Castle, Hyrule, Bubs' Concession Stand
Computer: E-Mach 1000
Date: June 1st, 2008
Transcript
ARUSEUS: Email Email Email EMAIL! Ah-ah ah-ah oh-ah...do ya do ya do ya? Ah-ah ah-ah oh-ah...
{Aruseus clicks the email icon}
Subject: lostAruseus,
I woke up this morning, and someone had robbed me of my flute, piano, and drums. Have you ever been robbed?
Zoo977
ARUSEUS: {typing} Robbed, eh Zoo? Well, I can't think of a time I've been robbed. I dunno what to tell you. {stops} Well, that wraps it up, I guess-
{Cut to Aruseus' room, Aruseus is walking in}
ARUSEUS: -I'll go play some Guitar Hero...WAH!
{Zoom out, the room is empty}
ARUSEUS: What happened? Everything's gone! Wait...
{Cut back to the Computer Room, Aruseus runs in}
ARUSEUS: {typing} Yes...YES, ZOO! I've just been robbed! I have nothing now! I gotta find the swinebag who stole my stuff!
{Cut to The Stick, Aruseus runs in}
ARUSEUS: Did you steal my stuff?
STRONG BAD: No.
{Cut to The Castle, Aruseus runs in}
ARUSEUS: Did you steal my stuff?
KING OF TOWN: Not me!
{Cut to Hyrule, Aruseus runs in}
ARUSEUS: Did you steal my stuff?
LINK: Who the heck are you!?
{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}
ARUSEUS: So then it was just all gone...
BUBS: Well, I got no beef on it...I have beef, {holds up a slab of beef} but no info.
ARUSEUS: Well, now I'm never gonna get my stuff back...
VOICE 1: Now we can sell his stuff and get RICH!
ARUSEUS: Huh?
{Aruseus looks behind the concession stand to find Zoo977 with Aruseus' stuff}
ARUSEUS: YOU!
ZOO977: Umm...this ain't yours! It's...Inner Aruseus' stuff...
ARUSEUS: Inner Aruseus is dead. This is mine.
ZOO977: Ok, you caught me...but I wasn't alone. Meet my accomplice.
{Cut to Homsar lying on the ground}
HOMSAR: DaaaAaah'm the Hamburglar...
ARUSEUS: So...I'll be taking these back.
ZOO977: Ok...
ARUSEUS: That's a wrap!
{The Paper comes down}
ZOO977: {Looks at The Paper} I still ponder that...
Fun Facts
- The Hamburglar is a famous character by McDonald's. He robs burgers.