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Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Strong Bad, Tom, Lyle

Places: Computer Room, TLA Living Room, Arcade

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: September 15th, 2007

Transcript

ARUSEUS: {singing} 1, 2, 3 4 5! Check your email and get outta here! {clicks the email icon}

Subject:game

Hey Aruseus,
Could you tell me the list what your favorite
consoles are? You know, like the Nintendo Wii
or an XBOX or something?
Signing Out,
Baxter Star, West Haven, CT

ARUSEUS: {typing} Hmm...I don't know. I likes 'em all. But if I had to play favorites...Wii. Hands down. W-freakin'-double-I. You get the point. I don't have much games, but...I'll show you my favorites.

{Cut to the TLA Living Room, Aruseus and Strong Bad are playing Find Mii on Wii Play}

ARUSEUS: {voiceover} Wii Play's always enjoyable.

{Aruseus finds two Miis of him and scores}

ARUSEUS: Score!

STRONG BAD: Aw, man! How come you're- {Cheerleader voice} -SOOOO GOOD- {normal} -at this?

ARUSEUS: It takes skill. I've got eagle eyes.

STRONG BAD: Uh, no. You've got Aruseus or Arceus of whatever you are...eyes.

ARUSEUS: Riiiight...

{Cut back to E-Mach}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Yeah. Another cool game has got to be that Tony Hawk Downhill game I own, or own at. But...yeah. Aside from the Wii, I like the PS3. It's got all kinds of awexome games...but we only have two...which are good, but not that great. We just use it to play all of our PS2 games after the PS2 crapped out on us. But games I like on that are...

{Cut to TLA Living Room again, Aruseus and Tom are playing PS3}

ARUSEUS: {voiceover} Timesplitters: Future Perfect. Man, that game's got more parodies than you or your grandmother can handle.

GAME VOICE: Execution!

TOM: Argh! How do you keep killing me?

ARUSEUS: Snipers, buddy.

TOM: Oh yeah? Well...

{explosion}

GAME VOICE: Chimp-icide!

ARUSEUS: That's it! Homing Launcher time!

{another explosion}

GAME VOICE: Suicide!

ARUSEUS: WHA!? Hold on...

{ANOTHER explosion}

GAME VOICE: You suck!

ARUSEUS: GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

ARUSEUS: {voiceover} Another personal favorite is DDR.

{Cut to the Arcade from summer plans, Aruseus is playing the DDR machine, Tom is watching}

TOM: I thought you said dancing was a waste of your time.

ARUSEUS: Not anymore! {Aruseus stops} Well...uh...I still hate polka!

{crash sound, the words "FAIL" appear on the DDR screen}

ARUSEUS: Wadja...THANKS FOR MESSING ME UP!

TOM: Sorry...

{Cut back to E-Mach}

ARUSEUS: {typing} So there ya go, Daxter. My favorite systems of gaming. Now...I gotta go. DDR time! {runs out}

{The Paper comes down}

ARUSEUS: But first...

{Lyle walks in}

ARUSEUS: HYAH!

{Aruseus kicks Lyle, zoom in on the screen}

Fun Facts

• This is another mention of Dance Dance Revolution. (DDR)
• Wii Play, Timesplitters: FP, and DDRMAX2 are games I own.