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Current revision as of 23:33, 4 January 2010

So, I haven't updated in two months...

Transcript

{Open to a top-down view of SI's house as "Reboot" plays. The camera zooms in with gathering speed until it cuts to several scenes of the characters in season one, before cutting to the logo and then zooming in on the "O" in "strong" and showing a blank screen. SI sitting on the couch with a Wiimote in his right hand}

SSTRONG INTELLIGENT: Must...feel...entertained...

{Cut to the screen. Link, from The Ledgend of Zelda is crying as random person laughs at him}

LINK: ATLEAST I TRIED! YOU TRY TO MAKE A COOL LOOKING WARRIOR OUTFIT!

{The person stops luaghing}

PERSON: Samus did it.

LINK: {No longer crying} Huh.

{Cut back to SI}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Woah. Deja Vu.

{Oreo runs in, screaming}

OREO: IT'S A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX! ARGH!

{SI grabs Oreo. The camera changes to the back of Oreo's head in extreme close-up, with SI's hands and head visible}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Listen, if you carry on like this, you ain't never watching a film again. Now stop raiding Hiccup's pills. She needs those.

{Cut to Hiccup's room (in her apartment). She has a lampshade covering her eyes}

HICCUP: {Singing screecihly} Once upon a tiiiiiiiiiiiiime! Peole had no clooooooooooooooothes!

{The camera begins flying up and an increasing speed, showing the floors of the flat. It suddenly stops at a couple making out}

UNHEARD VOICE (PRESUMABLY CAMERAMAN): Who was the killer in Friday the 13th?

{The camera goes back a floor showing Greg watching TV}

GREG: Man, lovely-jubbly is a good catchphrase. {Notices camera} Hey, get that thing out my house.

MUFFLED VOICE: HMEEEEEEELP! HME'S COMING!

GREG: Before you ask what that is, I definately didn't use Freddy Krueger to give this guy hives. Nope.

CAMERAMAN: Hey, you like Wes Craven slasher too? Well, I mea-

{Greg throws a N64 controller (retrieved from hammerspace) at the camera, which loses it balance, and falls out a unseen window.}

'GREG: {His voice faiding as the Cameraman falls} Your tape'll look like Blair Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch...

{The camera falls on the floor with a *thud* Jontof peers over it}

JONTOF: You alright? {No reply} Okay.

{Jontof walks on, and the camera suddenly swtiches to behind Jontof, who is walking A Spider Lama as if he were a dog}

A SPIDER LAMA: So, about Bioshock two? It's not coming out for the first. Can you believe that?

JONTOF: Y'know...today I don't feel like talking about games...

A SPIDER LAMA: But that denies out entire roll in the show! To make nerdy video game jokes!

JONTOF: But...is that really worth it?

A SPIDER LAMA: For a life without fear...yeah...

{Jontof facepalms, but glacnes up at the camera}

JONTOF: You do this on purpose...don't you?

SI'S DISEMBODIED VOICE: Like a chicken!

{Chocolate flies down upon Jontof}

JONTOF: THE CHOCOLATE! NOT THE CHOCOLATE! IT'S IN MY EEYASS!

{The screen cuts to black}

SI'S DISEMBODIED VOICE: Lulz, SkullB.

{Credits Roll. Cut to SI's Kitchen. Motherbot glides in}

MOTHERBOT: I'm...never...recognised...anymore...

{End}

Stuff

• Jontof and A Spider Lama's scene is basically me and my brother these days.
• Jontof's chocolate scene is a reference to The Wicker Man remake scene involving bees.