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The Proud Bastion of Fruitopia!
Peartopia is one of the largest and most advanced states in all of Fruitopia. Home to the Pears and other various fruits, Peartopia boasts the capital of Fruitopia, Pear City. Peartopia is on the border of Appleopolis and Lemonia-Limea. Most of Peartopia's trade comes from its large amount of fishing and its many trading posts. As of Year 2008, the population of Peartopia is the second-largest in Fruitopia, only second to Orangina.
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{Seen here are a Pear and a Durian. The Pear here knows pretty much everything about Fruitopia. The large, smelly Durian has just arrived from an island outside of Fruitopia.}
CHWOKA: Pear pear pear ppear? (Peartopia is my personal favorite region.)
DURIAN: Du-rian! (I agree! Everybody's so nice--and nobody's mentioned the smell!)
CHWOKA: Durian durian Duuuuuu-ra-ain. (I like the architecture)
DURIAN: Durian! Du-durian! (Yeah, the colors are really nice.)
{dot walks in. mangosteen jumps onto the ground}
MANGOSTEEN: Hello!
PEAR: Hello, there! Welcome to Peartopia!
DOT: Just wondering, what do fruits eat?
PEAR: We usually just eat the vegetation that grows around here--native berries, mostly. Not native Berries, though. That's sick!
MANGOSTEEN: If you didn't know, why didn't you ask me?
DOT: Because... I don't really know.
{Im a bell and Sarah warp in}
IM A BELL: Huh. Peartopia. Looks nice. Oh wait a minute. {pulls out two Babelfish, sticks one in ear, hands other to Sarah, who sticks it in hers} There.
PEAR: ... What just happened?
IM A BELL:{sighs, pulls out the Hitchhiker's Guide, presses a few buttons} I knew I brought this for a reason. {hands Pear the Guide}
THE GUIDE: The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brainwave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech you hear decodes the brainwave matrix. Now, it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind bogglingly useful could evolve purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing." "But," says man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn’t it? It proves you DO exist and so therefore you don’t. QED." "Oh dear," says God, "I haven’t thought of that." and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. "Oh, that was easy," says man, and for an encore he proves that black is white and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.
PEAR: Sure cool ANYWAY guess what, everyone?
MANGOSTEEN: What?
PEAR: It's a holiday today!
IM A BELL: Which one?
PEAR: Today and tomorrow is the Festival of Lights! There's going to be a huge festival in Pear City, so join us there!
