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| - | '''DIRECTOR:''' Aye, next pic we be doin' will be nam'd "Star Dave"! Are ye readday?
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| - | '''DAVE:''' ''{Holding a tequila in one hand and a playboy in another}'' Y..yeah, I'm.. readddy... ''{throws up}''
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| - | '''DIRECTOR:''' Arr, this ain't gonna be no good!
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| - | '''DAVE:''' Wh..wghat did ya say?..
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| - | '''DIRECTOR:''' I said ye be no good!
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| - | '''DAVE:''' Listen, do I look like a bitch to you?
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| - | '''DIRECTOR:''' What?
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| - | '''DAVE:''' DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH TO YOU?
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| - | '''DIRECTOR:''' We' not doin' Pulp Fiction fa a while yet Dave!
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| - | '''DAVE:''' I'M NOT PLAYING GAMES, ANSWER ME!! DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!
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| - | '''DIRECTOR:''' ....Nae..
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| - | '''DAVE:''' THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YA TRYIN' TO SCREW ME LIKE A BITCH THEN?
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| - | '''DIRECTOR:''' Laddie, ya drunk!! I'm afraid I gottae be docking ya pay!!
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| - | '''DAVE:''' You can't do this to me!! Do ya know who th' hell I am?!
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| - | '''DIRECTOR:''' Ye be my actor!
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| - | '''DAVE:''' I'M THE GODDAMN WALRUS!! ''{Swigs another round, and then falls back on the floor.}''
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| - | '''DIRECTOR:''' Right... Yeah, I be goin' fa a drink! Anyuun willin' to com?
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| - | ''{The director leaves, along with the rest of the crew}''
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