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Aruseus gets a dare.
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Strong Bad, Inner Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Strong Sad {easter egg}}
Places: Computer Room, Strong Sad's Room {easter egg}
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: January 4th, 2007
Transcript
ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe"}: I'm all about the e-mail. It's crazy cool.
subject: jlammyaruseus
i dare you to say jlammy 100 times
JLAMMY MAN
ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, Mr. I Have Poor Grammar, or IHPG, I'll accept your dare.
{Aruseus gets up out of the chair and does a morning stretch}
ARUSEUS: Ok...here I go. Jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy,
{The screen fades to black, white texts appears onscreen}
A few minutes later...
ARUSEUS: {panting} jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...Ah! I can't do this. Wait! I have a plan!
{Aruseus types onscreen}
Fwd:depressio@homestarrunner.com
ARUSEUS: Perfect plan.
STRONG BAD: High-five!
{The scene freezes and darkens, Inner Aruseus appears}
INNER ARUSEUS: CHA! That dunb fatso will be stuck in his room until the end of time!
{Strong Bad and Aruseus high-five, cut back to Lappy}
ARUSEUS: {typing} So there you have it, Jiblamy. I said jlammy 100 times.
LYLE: {Offscreen, The Cheat noises}
ARUSEUS: I told you! I will Hyper Beam the crap out of Zippy if he doesn't get you that burrito!
LYLE: {Offscreen, annoyed and questioning The Cheat noises}
ARUSEUS: You better believe it, or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you!
LYLE: {screams, Cut back to Lappy}
ARUSEUS: {typing} Ugh...Lyle still wants a burrito...I better go give Zippy what he deserv-
{The screen zooms out with the door visible. A loud fart noise is heard, and a gas cloud can be seen going through the door}
TOM: {offscreen} AH ZAMORAK! THAT REEKS!
LYLE: {The Cheat noises}
TOM: LYLE! NEXT TIME I SEE OUR GENERAL, I'LL TELL HIM TO NOT GIVE YOU BURRITOS!
LYLE: {depressed The Cheat noises}
ARUSEUS: Tom! Shut up or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you too!
TOM: THIS IS AT LEAST 5000 ON THE NOSE!
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
Click on Strong Bad to see what happened to the e-mail.
{Cut to Strong Sad's room}
STRONG SAD: Jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...
Fun Facts
- Jlammy is from Imitation Strong Bad Email "threemail".
- This is the shortest Aruseus Email to date.
- 1000 Years of Pain is a technique in Naruto that Kakashi uses.
- "Hyper Beaming Zippy untill he gets you that burrito" is from Zippy Email this is war.
- Zamorak is one of the three gods in the online game Runescape