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Summary

Kirbychu empties his inbox. The Omega dies.

Cast (in order of appearance): Kirbychu, X On Fire

Places: Kirbychu's Lab

Date: June 29, 2008

Transcript

{Cut to Kirbychu sitting at his broken laptop. He is in his lab.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Since my house is being rebuilt, I'm stuck in my lab. Time to clean my inbox! {opens Outlook Express}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: No. DELETE! {deletes email}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: My copy's fine. DELETE! {deletes email}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: ...No. DELETE! {deletes email} This is fun!

KIRBYCHU HR'D: I didn't order a thunder stone. DELETE!

{Kirbychu deletes email. The screen sparks and goes black. Blue goop comes out of some cracks.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: That's not a good sign. To the lab! Wait, I'm already here...

{Kirbychu opens up the computer, revealing that the wires connecting the screen to the main system are charred and broken. There are also many other broken parts.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: That's gonna be hard to fix. {attempts to work on the computer, gets zapped} OW! {the screen turns on} Okay... how did I do that? On second thought, I don't care as long as the computer stays working until at least email number 10. {works on computer with plastic tools and tape} That should hold it for now.

{The DS comes down.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Why are you coming down? This email's not over yet!

{The DS goes back up.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Good.

COMPUTER: {robotic voice} Kirbychu. I don't feel so good. I'm burnt, and sparky. I don't think I'm gonna make it.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: NO! Don't die! It's only email 7!

COMPUTER: I would need some serious repair just to have a chance to live.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: I can fix you!

COMPUTER: You don't have the technology to fix me.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Are you sure you won't live?

COMPUTER: Good bye Kirbychu...{powers down}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: NOOOOOOOOO!!! {cries}

{X On Fire walks in.}

X ON FIRE: What's going on?

KIRBYCHU HR'D: The Omega died...

X ON FIRE: That's to bad, but it was just a computer.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: It was more than a computer! I loved it!

X ON FIRE: So put it in a special place, them beat up Homestar for causing the explosion. That should help.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Good idea.

{Kirbychu puts the Windows Omega in a cryogenic room. He then walks up to Homestar and beats him up.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: I feel much better now! Now I just need a favor. Can I borrow your computer?

X ON FIRE: I would say yes, but the charger's broken and the battery's dead. You're an inventor, why don't you just build a new computer?

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Good idea!

{The scene fades to show a silhouette of Kirbychu standing at a desk using a screwdriver on an unknown object. The DS comes down.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Nice timing.

Trivia

  • This reveals that the Omega can talk.
  • This is the first email that the Omega was actually referred to by it's name.
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