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{Open: Chwoka is twirling a police baton, whistling. The Skull Buggy drives up to him.}

{Chwoka hits The Skull Buggy with his baton.}

{Cut: The ad agency. A few suits are there.}

{Chwoka's manager whistles, fingers-in-mouth style. Chwoka busts in through the door like Kramer.}

{Chwoka's Manager slaps around the Yesman.}

{Cut: An automobile assembly line. Workers are meticulously placing goose meat into bowls of soup which go by in the background. Chwoka's Manager takes a bowl of soup off the conveyor belt, and hands it to Chwoka. He gestures to the bowl, and Chwoka takes a generous helping and drinks the bowl. His lips pucker, and he holds it in his cheeks.}

{Chwoka nods, begrudgingly. His manager slaps him on the back, forcing him to swallow it. His manager walks away, satisfied. Chwoka keels over.}

{Cut: The tree.}

{Chwoka stops twirling the baton, and looks at it confused.}

{A policeman walks on screen, angry, and points at the police baton. Chwoka hops in The Skull Buggy and drives off. Cut: a house. The Skull Buggy stops at the front door.}

{Chwoka exits The Skull Buggy and closes the door. He sashays up to the door, rings the doorbell, and waits.}

{A very posh-looking individual of the echidna persuasion opens the door.}

{The door is slammed. The Skull Buggy looks dejected, but Chwoka slaps him.}

{The Skull Buggy's eyes light up.}

{Chwoka runs to a nearby general store.}

{Chwoka reaches into his pockets and finds nothing.}

{Chwoka is booted out of the store.}

{Chwoka and The Skull Buggy fuss around a bit.}

{Cut: a fountain.}

{The Skull Buggy throws Chwoka in the fountain, who gets up and runs his hands over his face a few times.}

{Cut: Chwoka's office. Chwoka is looking miffed, toying with a pencil. The skull Buggy is pacing back and forth behind him.}

{Chwoka puts the pencil down. Pause. Chwoka's face brightens up and he snaps his fingers in delight.}

{Transition: Chwoka and The Skull Buggy are wearing ski masks, and standing in front of the "First, Second, and Quite Possibly Even Third National Bank". They walk in. Cut: A teller with no line. Chwoka and The Skull Buggy walk up to the teller.}

{Chwoka takes out a gun and places it on the Teller's head.}

{Chwoka holds up two fingers. The Teller hands The Skull Buggy two silver dollars, and both leave. Another man in a ski mask comes up to the Teller and puts a gun to his head.}

{Cut: The fountain. Chwoka and The Skull Buggy sashay up to it, a fistful of dollars.}

{Chwoka throws the coin into the fountain. A couple of workers back a large vaccuum-type item into camera, and place it in the fountain. The tube sucks all the water out, and the two maintenance workers take the machine back off-screen. Chwoka and The Skull Buggy peek over the edge of the fountain.}

{Still shot: A fountain half-full with coins.}

{Transition: A new store. Chwoka and The Skull Buggy walk up in very expensive clothing; The Skull Buggy has his bed filled with coins.}

{The Storekeep takes a can of "Money Soup" out from under the counter, and hands it to The Skull Buggy and Chwoka, who leave without even having to pay.}

{Chwoka and the Skull Buggy are walking/driving down the road. Suddenly, they come upon a poor youth.}

{The paperboy puts on a sad face, complete with puppy dog eyes.}

{The paperboy sulks off, dejected and hungry.}

{The Skull Buggy and Chwoka fuss around a bit.}

{The Skull Buggy hits himself on the head. Cut: Lord Mitchell's house. The duad are wearing false mustaches. Then, the film runs out. Chwoka walks infront of the screen.}

CHWOKA: And that's why you should always duck...

CROWD OF CHILDREN: ...AND COVER!