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{cut to a large, metal building with a sign reading "WINNER LABS" above the door. The group walk up}

BADSTAR: {Panicing} Do we really have to go through Winner Labs!? Isn't there another way!?

TRACY: Nope. There is a large canyon behind Winner Labs. Winner Labs generates a field that locks out any and all reality-bending powers around it and the canyon. There's no way to cross it except by getting him to help.

BADSTAR: Oh, okay. ...Then can you guys go in while I wait outside?

IM A BELL: ... {opens the door, grabs Badstar, walks inside}

{Tracy and Bellson follow}

{Ninja Fox and Gilligan enter also.}

BADSTAR: {Kicking and waving arms} LET ME GO BACK OUT LET ME GO BACK OUT!

IM A BELL: No. {kicks the door closed. It disappears, leaving a wall. Bell sets Badstar down} Now then. Where's-

{a door slams open. A shadow walks out. It reveals itself to be Homeschool Winner}

IM A BELL: ...Speak of the devil.

{Raiku pops up}

RAIKU: YOU SAID DEVIL DOES THAT MEAN I GET A CAMEO?

HOMESCHOOL: No. {pulls out a lazer gun and fires it at Raiku, disintegrating him} Now, who are you people?

BADSTAR: Errrrrrrr......... uhhhhh.... h-h-hi dad......

HOMESCHOOL: Oh, HELLO, Badstar! It's nice to see you! So, who are your friends?

BADSTAR: This is Bell, Ninja Fox {Coughs the words Kyubii}, Some guy named Victor, some guy named Steve, and Bell's cousin.

HOMESCHOOL: Huh. Nice to meet you all. So, what brings you here?

IM A BELL: Badstar, your dad doesn't seem bad... Why were you so afraid to come here?

LEMON: {show stops, walks in} If Raiku has a cameo I can't have one?

{Im a bell walks onscreen}

IM A BELL: You just did. {grabs Lemon, drags him offscreen}

{the show restarts}

BADSTAR: I'd rather not say... for.... reasons.

IM A BELL: ...Okay, tell me when we leave. Anyways, Mr. Winner, we need to cross the canyon behind Winner Labs. and since we can't use any reality-bending powers, we need your help.

{OOC: Badstar, just so you know, we both control Homeschool}

HOMESCHOOL: ...Well, I hate to tell you this, but I can't do that...

IM A BELL: WHAT? WHY NOT?

HOMESCHOOL: The force field is acting...... glitchy... you see, it can't be turned off. Well, I suppose there is a way...

TRACY: ...I was actually going to ask you to give us something that would simply drive us over the cliff, like a hovercraft, or something. Can you help us by doing THAT?

HOMESCHOOL: I have a ship!

TRACY: ...Does it fly?

{A loud explosion is heard offscreen}

HOMESCHOOL: ...Not anymore.

TRACY: ...Great.

IM A BELL: Anything ELSE you could do for us?

HOMESCHOOL: I have a teleporter.

{Another explosion is heard}

HOMESCHOOL: Now I don't.

IM A BELL: WHY IS EVERYTHING EXPLODING?

{pan over to show Badstar is shooting things with his Giga Fart}

IM A BELL: ...DAMMIT BADSTAR!

BADSTAR: Sorry...

IM A BELL: YOU JUST LOST YOUR BATHROOM PRIVILEGES!

TRACY: So, do you have anything ELSE that will help?

HOMESCHOOL: Nope.

IM A BELL: ...BADSTAR, YOU JUST LOST YOUR FOOD PRIVILEGES, TOO!

TRACY: Can you BUILD anything to help?

IM A BELL: BADSTAR, IF HE SAYS NO, I'M LEAVING YOU HERE!

HOMESCHOOL: I could build a new ship...

IM A BELL: And has your son blown up some necessary tool to create it?

{6 explosions are heard}

HOMESCHOOL: ...Yep.

IM A BELL: ...No offense, but, you have a HORRIBLE son.

HOMESCHOOL: I know. ...Thats why I plan on killing him. ...YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT.

IM A BELL: ...I would let you, but it would cause millions of paradoxes resulting in the destruction of the universe.

HOMESCHOOL: YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT, I TELL YOU.

IM A BELL: I DON'T CARE.

HOMESCHOOL: ...LOUD CAPTIAL VOICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

IM A BELL: I LIKE YELLING!!!!!!

HOMESCHOOL: ME TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM A BELL: LOWER CASE LETTERS ARE STUPID!!!!!!

HOMESCHOOL: YES I AGREE

IM A BELL: WE SHOULD STOP

HOMESCHOOL: PROBABLY

IM A BELL: No, I'm serious.

HOMESCHOOL: I'M NOT

IM A BELL:{slaps Homeschool} Shut up and help us already.

HOMESCHOOL: OKA-

IM A BELL:{kicks Homeschool in the nuts} GODDAMMIT STOP.

HOMESCHOOL: OH NO MY INVISIBLE BALL SAC-

IM A BELL:{jumps up, shoop da whoops Homeschool} How do you like THAT? ...I think I killed him. Great.

BADSTAR: You killed my dad! YOU BASTARD!

IM A BELL: He was planning on killing y-YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT.

BADSTAR: ...WHAAAAAAAAAA

HOMESCHOOL: NONE OF YOU HEARD THAT. NONE OF YOU. NONE OF YOU.

BADSTAR: Shut him up...

HOMESCHOOL:{pulls out a knife, starts stabbing Badstar in the back of the head. Badstar doesn't seem to be affected by it} Stabbity.

IM A BELL: ...Homeschool, you've been stabbing him in the back of the head for over four months. I think you should stop.

BADSTAR: Yes, PLEASE.

HOMESCHOOL: ...I NO WANNA

IM A BELL: ... {punches Homeschool in the face, sending him flying into the wall} LISTEN, YOU GODDAMN LITTLE PRICK! I ORDER THAT YOU GIVE US SOMETHING TO GET OVER THAT BLEEDING CANYON THIS INSTANT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!

HOMESCHOOL: W-well I coooooUUULllllllLLLLLLLddd... uhhhh... I... need a minu- {Passes out}

IM A BELL: ... {walks over to Homeschool, picks him up by his throat, starts shaking him around} WAKE UP, GODDAMMIT!

BADSTAR: Maybe we should wait a bit. Look, lets just wander around a bit and see what we can find.

IM A BELL: Agreed. {flings Homeschool into a desk}

BADSTAR: OKAY GANG LETS GO SEARCH FOR CLUES. ...What the hell was that? Anyway, Bell, you go check in... there! {Points to a door that says "SECRET SUCKAHS"}

IM A BELL: Right. {pulls out an ax, starts hacking away at the door, sticks his head through it} Heeeeere's JOHNNY! {pulls head out, opens the door, since it was already unlocked, walks in}

{In the room, there seems to be mettalic desks, all with papers scattered upon them, some on the floor. The main attraction of the room seems to be a giant monitor along with video tapes stacked under it}

IM A BELL: Hmm... I wonder what I can find...

{Cut back to Badstar}

BADSTAR: {Points to Bellson} Bellson... go do something of importance for once. And take Ninja Fox for no reason. {Points to Gilligan and Tracy} You guys... go do the comedy option.

BELLSON, NINJA FOX, GILLIGAN & TRACY: YA, MEIN FUHRER! {they all run offscreen}

{Cut: Germany. Hitler and his men are in a room over a large map. The soldiers words are in german, but the translations are subtitled.}

SOLDIER ONE: {Tracing his finger through the map} {Translation: Production takes place in the area by the name of Wiki City. I suggest we don't go... we can try something else like "Eric will never be a choom: The Movie"}

HITLER: {Translation: I... don't understand. It sounds like a great movie. Whats the problem?}

SOLDIER ONE: {Translation: ...M-my league...}

SOLDIER TWO: {Translation: ...They made a reference towards all those jokes about you on Youtube. ...In fact... they're making one of those jokes right now...}

{Long silence. Hitler, his hand trembling removes the glasses}

HITLER: {Translation: Anybody who is a fan of Bellstar Productions... leave now}

{Cut back}

IM A BELL: ...What the hell was that all about?

{Cut to Gilligan and Tracy}

GILLIGAN: ...What exactly is a comedy option?

TRACY: Uhhh... Let's go find someone and-

{cut to Chwoka}

CHWOKA: KICK HIM IN THE NUTBAG

{cut back}

GILLIGAN: ... If you say so. {Kicks Tracy IN THE NUTBAG}

TRACY:{falls to the floor} AUGGHHH! NOT ME, DAMMIT!

GILLIGAN: ... {Stomps repeatedly on TRACY'S NUTBAG}

TRACY: NO, FIND SOMEONE ELSE! KICK SOMEONE ELSE'S-

{cut to Chwoka}

CHWOKA: NUTBAG

{cut back}