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== Summary ==
Bell meets up with an old rival of his.

'''Cast: Im a bell, Sarah, Mature Bling, Tracy, Don Skull, Doctor Octopus, Haiachi-Sensei, Aichen'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "I expect you to know who all of these people are >:("</blockquote>

'''Places: Bling's House, Dojo'''

'''Episode Information: 302-Always Check And Make Sure You Have No Rivals Living There Before You Move'''

'''Insult: poorly edited George Bush images'''

'''Credit Joke: Um... Nobody'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' '''Reads This'''</blockquote>

== Transcript ==
''{open to Bling's house. Everyone is there}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' '''Everyone.'''<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' ''{singing}'' Everyone will leave/ at ex''AC''tly/ the same time.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ... So, um... 

<blockquote class="mft3k"><@Chwoka>Bluebry: so um<br/><@Bluebry>Chwoka: so um</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' Yeah...

'''MATURE BLING:''' Hmm...

'''TRACY:''' Heh.

'''DON SKULL:''' Yep.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Riveting dialog.<br/>'''SKULLB:''' I'm on the edge of my sea-</blockquote>

''{pause 5 seconds. Doctor Octopus flies in}''

'''DOC OCK:''' DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS BLAAAAH! ''{fires his lazer}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''laser''<br/>'''SKULLB:''' {{smith}}</blockquote>

''{cue theme song. cut back to Bling's house}''

'''TRACY:''' So, what should we do?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' shopiiiiiiiiiiing</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' Explore Tokyo?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' pffft what ancient culture and history ANIMES ARE ABOUT</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' But where?

'''IM A BELL:''' I suggest we first visit the dojo I used to go to.

'''DON SKULL:''' Where?

'''IM A BELL:''' You know when I left for Japan and let Bling run my email show for a while?

'''DON SKULL:''' No.

'''SARAH:''' No.

'''TRACY:''' No.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' No.</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' Yeah.

'''IM A BELL:''' Er, oh yeah. This was before any of you, except Bling of course, were born.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' No, it's more that nobody watched your email show.<br/>'''SKULLB:''' It's m- dammit, Blue. You beat me to the punch.<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' Oh, that reminds me!<br/>''{Chwoka punches SkullB in the shoulder}''<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' Punchbuggy.</blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' Huh. 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' Well, I say we should go. I'd like to see them all again.

''{OOC: A few years after Bell returns, he and Bling go back to Japan}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{OOC: I DON'T FRIGGIN' CARE - SkullB}''</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' Same here!

'''IM A BELL:''' Then it's settled! We're going!

''{cut to a dojo. Bell and co walk onscreen. A purple-skinned man with sunglasses, brown hair, grey pants, black spiked shoes, and white chest hair is fighting a bald old man with a red sleeveless shirt, tattered blue jeans, a black belt, a black headband, and a large white beard}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' This is the worst character design</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:'''''{to the purple-skinned man}'' Aichen!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Bless you.</blockquote>

'''AICHEN:'''  

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' How am I doing? I'm ACHIN'! Eh? Eh?</blockquote>

Eh? Bell! Bling! How ya doin'? How's Keiko? 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' You could save money by switching to Keiko.</blockquote>

''{Bell breaks into tears}''

'''AICHEN:''' What? was it something I said?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "Your accent is so... terrible!"</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' Keiko is dead. 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Reality-flippin'-bending POWERS.</blockquote>

'''AICHEN:''' What? How?

'''MATURE BLING:''' Childbirth. 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' That is to say, the child was born so ridiculously overpowered it killed its mother with its thoughts.</blockquote>

'''AICHEN:''' Oy. 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Is he a Jewish guy living in Japan? Really?</blockquote>

''{to Tracy}'' By the look of you, I'd think it's YOUR childbirth that killed her?

'''TRACY:''' Oh, thanks! Now you've just reminded him!

''{Im a bell punches Tracy in the face}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' safsdqw<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' Violence solves everything!</blockquote>

'''AICHEN:''' ...I'm not going to say anything about her anymore. Anyways, who are these... Things?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' That is the BEST term ANYONE has ever used.</blockquote>

''{OOC: You may recall Bell had said in episode 103 that he and his wife met while destroying a city. This is somewhat true. Bell and Keiko met, and then she advised him to go to the dojo she was training at}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{OOC: I still don't care at all - SkullB}''</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' Get ahold of yourself, dammit. ''{smacks Bell}'' Anyways, The car is Don Skull, The fourth Skullbuggy.

'''AICHEN:''' Fourth?

'''MATURE BLING:''' Yes. There are five. SkullB, Number Two, Edward Skullington III, Don Skull, and Number Five.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' WHAT THE F***ING SH**</blockquote>

'''AICHEN:''' Huh.

'''MATURE BLING:''' Anyways, the brit

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''Brit'', however that is a slang term, it should be ''Briton''</blockquote>

is Tracy, 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Yeah well any dickhead can put on a British accent so :T</blockquote>

and the woman is Bell's new wife, Sarah. They just got married yesterday.

'''AICHEN:''' Ah. Nice to meet you.

'''SARAH:''' Nice to meet you. Say, who's the lecherous old pedophile?

'''OLD MAN:''' For your information, I'm not a pedophile. But I AM lecherous. VERY lecherous.  

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' He uses that as a pick-up line.</blockquote>

And my name is Haiachi.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "And I'm a registered sex offender."</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Say, Haiachi-sensei?  

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' JAPAN</blockquote>

'''HAIACHI:''' Yes, Bell?

'''IM A BELL:''' Ever since we've met, you seemed to act like you already had known me. Why?

'''HAIACHI:''' Bell, I AM you. Well, a future you.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' shock and suspense, another plot device<br/>'''SKULLB:''' Oh boy I can't wait. Oh wait yes I can >:(</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' What are you talking about? I've SEEN my future, right up until a day before I die. It's impossible for you to be me.

'''HAIACHI:''' I'm you from an alternate universe. A universe where you never met Keiko.

'''IM A BELL:''' Huh. Is this the same universe where I become Scythedon,   

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' oh god no are yo trying to tell me im a bell is shadow scythe</blockquote>

and my little brother is Dave Anez?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Oh shut up already ''NOBODY KNOWS WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE''</blockquote>

'''HAIACHI:''' No. Definitely not. Do I LOOK sane to you?

'''IM A BELL:''' No, no you don't. So, um... Yeah. Aichen, you wanna fight?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' SON OF A BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB</blockquote>

'''AICHEN:''' Sure, why not?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i heard it hurts :(:(:(</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' I must warn you. I did not show my full power when we first met.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Oh cool this is gonna be like DBZ but PAINFUL</blockquote>

'''AICHEN:''' Neither did I.  

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' And I'm not left-handed.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' HAAAA!!!! ''{transforms into Pure Watashi}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' robots in disguise</blockquote>

'''AICHEN:''' Bringing out Pure Watashi already? So predictable.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' '''DBZ-ometer:''' 15%</blockquote>

'''PURE WATASHI:''' Yes... HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! ''{transforms into Subspace Bell}''

'''AICHEN:''' Is-is that Demon Bell?  

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' He said, flapping his gums.</blockquote>

'''SUBSPACE BELL:''' Not exactly. He's really Subspace Bell, a being mixed between 9 and Demon Bell. He's my second destined form.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' '''DBZ-ometer:''' 46%</blockquote>

'''AICHEN:''' How many are there?

'''SUBSPACE BELL:''' Three. The first is Pure Watashi.

'''AICHEN:''' And the third?

'''SUBSPACE BELL:''' THIS! HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''{poot}''</blockquote>

''{transforms into Perfect Bell}'' PERFECT BELL!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' '''DBZ-ometer:''' 62%</blockquote>

'''AICHEN:''' Ooh. Impressive. Now, WITNESS MY TRUE FORM! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ''{hair spikes up and turns blonde. long, brown hair grows in the back. a skull tattoo forms on his forehead. his eyes turn red. his pants turn black. his shoes become turquoise with back stripes. dark red gloves form on his hands. his sunglasses turn orange. black wings grow on his back}'' HYPER AICHEN!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' '''DBZ-ometer:''' '''GODDAMMIT'''%</blockquote>

'''PERFECT BELL:''' That's... Unimpressive.

'''AICHEN:''' What? What do you mean?

'''PERFECT BELL:''' You appear to not have increased your power that well. It seems to me that you designed this expecting those you face to run away when they see this form, not wanting to know how powerful you've become.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' OH STOP IT</blockquote>

'''AICHEN:''' Well, um, you're absolutely right.

'''PERFECT BELL:''' Tell ya what. I'll transform into Soul Reaper Bell for ya. 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' DON'T FEAR THE REAPER<br/>'''SKULLB:''' No, it's okay, you don't have to</blockquote>

That's about the same strength you have now.

'''AICHEN:''' Hmm... Okay. That sounds fair.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' {{smith}}</blockquote>

'''PERFECT BELL:'''''{transforms into Soul Reaper Bell}'' There. Now then. ''{jumps up, pulls out a wooden katana,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' what is that<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' it's a dowel.</blockquote>

''lights it on fire.''   

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' CONJUNCTION JUNCTION, WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION</blockquote>

''it transforms into something similar to a flaming Zangetsu''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' no, seriously, what is all this</blockquote>

'', swings it at Aichen}''

'''AICHEN:'''''{dodges it}'' Aah! Hrm... ''{pulls out a shuriken''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' please explain all these obviously japanese terms</blockquote>

''and snaps it in half. the shuriken pieces enlarge and attach to Aichen's foreams. they then turn into blades. Aichen starts swinging his arms at Bell}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' All I can imagine is Andy Kaufman doing that windmilling punch thing and I cannot stop laughing</blockquote>

'''SOUL REAPER BELL:''' Aah! ''{dodges, flings flaming sword at Aichen, stabbing him}''

'''AICHEN:''' AACK. ''{pulls sword out, snaps it in half. Aichen absorbs the sword halves, and his right forearm becomes a rapier. The other arm becomes a Trigger Gauge}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' We don't ''care'' what these things are why are you constantly talking about them</blockquote>

'''SOUL REAPER BELL:''' Well, there's plenty more where that came from! ''{pulls out a golden zanpakuto}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' There's this place by my house that makes AMAZING zanpakuto</blockquote>

Freeze... Zurui Kin! ''{the zanpakuto splits into five swords. they all fly at Aichen, stabbing him in the heart. he turns into A golden statue. they then slice the statue in half, revealing a severely hurt Aichen(original form)}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Oh of course that doesn't kill him</blockquote>

'''AICHEN:''' Urgh. Bell, you've won today. But this won't be the last time we meet. I will train for many days, and I will return in an even more powerful form! I SWEAR IT!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' my parents told me not to swear :S</blockquote>

'''SOUL REAPER BELL:''' Oh sure you will. Oh, by the way, you should get that checked.  

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Well, as long as nothing of consequence is happening...<br/>''{Chwoka falls asleep}''</blockquote>

'''AICHEN:''' Huh? ''{notices a hole rapidly growing on his chest}'' DAMMIT, BELL! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED YOU IN SOUL REAPER FORM! But trust me. I will take control of my hollow form, and KILL YOU! ''{fades away}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' There is no {{smith}} sad enough</blockquote>

'''SOUL REAPER BELL:''' ...Ah, well.

''{cue credits}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' This was painful to read, I'm gonna be honest.</blockquote>