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== Summary ==
''Conchris comes back to the email buisness after what happened, he gets an email...''

'''Cast in order of appearance:'''

'''Page Title:''' About time!

== Transcript ==
'''CONCHRIS:''' Yes, I'm back, after a stupid accident. Let the good times roll.

<pre>
Dear Conchris,
I have come up with the most fiendish plan EVER!
I shall catapult rice pudding at your house!
Yours evily,
Anti-???
</pre>

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{mocking voice}'' Oh! That's the most fiendish plan EVER! Go ahead and catapult rice pudding at my ''{angry voice}'' NON-EXISTANT HOUSE! Seriously, why do people send me these emails? I mean, come on. We're nearing the end of a season and people have already forgotten that I'm still in W1K1. I know! I'll jump into email 61 and stop the overvoice from teleporting me here and everything will just what it would be!

''{A flash of white light, cut to Conchris' House, Conchris lands on the floor}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' OW! Those things are bad for you!

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Okay, this is just getting stupid...HEY READERS! I'M BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

''{Cruroar walks in}''

'''CRUROAR:''' This is too stupid...

''{Lightning strikes}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' WHO DARES BREAK THE FOURTH WALL MULTIPLE TIMES?!

'''CHRIONROAR:''' ''{whimpers}'' ''{points to Conchris}'' He did!

'''VOICEOVER:''' THEN YOU SHALL SUFFER THE WRATH OF SPENDING 30...

'''CONCHRIS:''' STOP!

'''VOICEOVER:''' Huh?

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Huh?

'''CRUROAR:''' What?

'''CONROAR:''' Who? What? Where? How?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Don't you see what you're getting yourself into?

'''VOICEOVER:''' No, because I like sending people to other places.

'''CONCHRIS:''' No, you're digging a grave for yourself. A 10 feet grave.

'''VOICEOVER:''' I NEED NO GRAVE! I AM THE ALMIGHTY RULER OF EMAILS AND I WILL TELEPORT YOU AGAINST YOUR WILL! NOW GOOD DAY!

''{Everybody in the room gets teleported}''

''{Cut to a blank space}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh no, now I'm stuck with everybody...

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Hey! What is your name anyway?

'''CONCHRIS:''' M-My name? Umm....Cruriroar?

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Oh. Anyway, what is this place?

'''CONCHRIS:''' W1K1. You'll have an exciting adventure of chaos, misery and violence.

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Violence? That's against the Guidelines, NERD!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Don't you call me a nerd, it's like calling yourself a nerd!

{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=too?}}

== Fun Facts ==

== Author's Comment ==
3/5 - I sort of liked it. It seems confusing to have two Conchris' in hand. Maybe I could let the Other one answer the email already answered and let Conchris answer his email as the Other one goes out somewhere.
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