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''{open to Cow's room. on a coffee mug states "World's Best Crapper"}''

'''COW:''' Hello Snoopy 567, I just got you!

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deer kow,

make this ur first email plz!!!!

o also plz plz plz help me i ned a rly want a xbox360

-abi coniheyz
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'''COW:''' {reads "kow" as koy, "plz" as pills, and "rly" as relly}'' Ok. I will.


''{Cow goes outside to get an Xbox}''

'''COW:''' Who did i get this for anyway"

''{Abi Coniheyz walks in}''

'''ABI:''' u got it fur mee!!!

'''COW:''' Well ok then.

''{Cow throws the xbox at Abi and she passes out}''

'''COW:''' Now what am I gonna do?

''{cut to Cow's mind}''

'''COW:''' I can go sky diving.

''{it changes to a cow falling out of a plane

'''COW:''' Yeah yeah, that's it.

''{cut back to the outside}''

'''COW:''' But how am i gonna do this?

''{cow jumps to a nearby plane, somehow changes into sky diving gear, and jumps out

'''COW:''' AAAAA- well that wasn't so authentic. It was what, 4 feet above the ground?

'''PILOT:''' Six.

'''COW:''' Okay then.

''{cow dances}''

'''COW:''' So I am done.