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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Lucas Aura, Van, Tex Aura

Places: Aruseus' Room

Computer: SkyPod

Date: September 19th, 2008

==Transcript==

'''ARUSEUS:''' Give me liberty, or a bran-muffin! ''{clicks the email icon}''

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: You know him.</div>
Aruseus, is it?<br>
Look. I'm Lucas Aura's older bro. I'm coming to live with him after <br>
we've been split for 10 years. I do warn you...I had an accident so to speak, so please don't make fun of me.<br>

See ya,<br/>
Tex Aura
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Wait, HUH? He made ANOTHER character?

'''ME:''' ''{offscreen}'' Sorry!

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So...you're Lucas' bro, eh? Well, according to the master of the house, you're welcome here.

''{Aruseus walks off. Cut to the Kitchen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' So...you have a brother.

'''LUCAS:''' Yep. Too bad he got caught in a freak accident.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Do you know anything about this...accident?

'''LUCAS:''' Well...he kinda got-

'''ARUSEUS:''' He's a mangled mess, ain't he.

'''LUCAS:''' No!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Steven Hawking wheelchair?

'''LUCAS:''' No...

'''ARUSEUS:''' NORMAL wheelchair?

'''LUCAS:''' Well, you could say his legs don't work for him.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, tell me.

'''LUCAS:''' Well, he-

''{doorbell}''

'''LUCAS:''' Must be him.

'''ARUSEUS:''' I'll get the shotgun!

'''LUCAS:''' Wait! ARUSEUS!

''{Aruseus runs to the door with a shotgun and opens it up. Van is there with groceries}''

'''VAN:''' Hi, Aru-

''{Aruseus shoots Van in the chest, killing him}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' FOR THE HONOR OF GREYSKULL!

'''LUCAS:''' ARUSEUS! WHAT THE ''{beep}'' WERE YOU THINKING!? Y-Y-YOU JUST KILLED VAN!

'''ARUSEUS:''' WOOLOOLOOLOO-what? Oh, him? He dies in, like, every episode of Wikihood. He'll come back in the next episode.

'''LUCAS:''' True.

''{Tex hops in, Aruseus' jaw hits the floor}''

'''TEX:''' Sup, bro?

'''LUCAS:''' Glad you could make it.

'''ARUSEUS:''' He...he's...

'''TEX:''' Yup. Got caught in a fight with Metal Man himself or something like that. Don't quite remember.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Dude...he's like your...''{snicker}'' ''half-brother.''

''{Tex jumps up to punch Aruseus in the gut}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oof! Jeez...well, he ain't got half your strength.

'''TEX:''' Damn right.

''{The Paper}''

==Fun Facts==
*Van actually dies a lot in Wikihood III.