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==Transcript==
''{cuts to a field. the sun is slowly rising over the horizon. the camera zooms out, showing a humming bird fly ing by the screen, landing on a metal railing. it tweets twice. a glassy feature goes over it, showing marissas room. marissa gets up, in a white pajama shirt and red pajama pants, and yawns, pushing her covers towards the window.}''

'''MARISSA:''' ''{the covers going in the window, which expands, before shooting out}'' Good morning, wor- ''{the covers hit marissa's back, causing her to fall off teh bed}'' AAAUGH! ''{hits the floor with her forehead. she gets up, rubbing her forehead. she looks at the window}'' Looks kind of like rubber. I'm gonna get some breakfast before Kalt gets to the cheese danishes. ''{walks offscreen}''

''{cuts to the hallway. marissa walks out of her room. maloa leaves his room as well.}''

'''MALOA:''' Hey, E.D.

'''MARISSA:''' Just because shes a good book character doesn't mean I have to be here.

'''MALOA:''' ''{angrily}'' I'm fine, thanks for asking. ''{leaves the room. marissa fallows shortly}''

''{cuts to the breakfast area. yvonne is just getting out a few trays of food. marissa and maloa walk in}''

'''YVONNE:''' Hey, guys!

'''MALOA:''' Hey, yvonne. Is kalt up yet?

'''YVONNE:''' There are plenty of cheese danishes left.

''{maloa and marissa grabs trays, and then walk upto a few laszy susans holding pastries. they both take some danishes, and sit down}''

'''MARISSA:''' It's funny, really. My covers tried to kill me as I got up.

'''MALOA:''' It's a shame they didn't.

'''MARISSA:''' Is glass flexible?

'''MALOA:''' Keep talking, and you will find a "d" blanded onto your face tomorrow.

'''MARISSA:''' It's an A, and I'm not having an affair.

'''MALOA:''' You are, however, having trouble not acting like a dork.

'''MARISSA:''' ''{gets an angered expression. as a significant hitting noise is heard from under the table, maloa gets an expression of hurt}'' And you are having trouble not crying.

'''YVONNE:''' It's nice that the campers are working so well together.

'''MARISSA:''' I swear, when we next get in the kitchen, you're getting a fork jammed so far down your throat-

'''ETESAY:''' ''{offscreen}'' AAAAAAUGH!

'''MARISSA:''' I'll be right back. ''{leaves. maloa grabs her cheese danish.}''

''{cuts to etesays room. etesay is sitting up on her bed, crying. her cell phone is on the floor, open. marissa walks in}''

'''MARISSA:''' What's wrong?

'''ETESAY:''' The evil known as pinky texted everyone here my secret.

'''MARISSA:''' How do you know?

'''ETESAY:''' Because I got texts back from everyone with a cell phone but her. I'm doomed, aren't I?

'''MARISSA:''' Lucky for you, I brought a bottle of purple hair dye.

'''ETESAY:''' Wha-

''{cuts to the breakfast area. maloa is now relaxing in a small lounge, watching a TV. marissa walks in, with etesay, who is dressed like pinky.}''

'''MALOA:''' Good morning, pinky.

'''MARISSA:''' ''{rolling her eyes}'' And she gets a welcome.

''{confessional: Maloa}''

'''MALOA:''' I knew it was Etesay. But I couldn't risk being around her. ''{points at the camera}'' If any of you tell anyone here, I'm gonna call the person in the middle of my ''{holds up a picture of I'm a bell}'' speed dial list.

''{cuts back to the dining area. pinky walks in, dredded like etesay. her hair is dyed purple with green stripes}''

'''PINKY:''' Good morning. 

'''MALOA:''' ''{looks at etesay, then pinky}'' Um... Did you two swap voices?

'''PINKY:''' Sure. ''{walks up to the breakfast bar. grabs a tray}'' Where are the cheese danishes?

''{maloa burps}''

'''PINKY:''' My morning is ruined now! I want a cheese danish!

'''ETESAY:''' ''{holds up a canteloupe}'' Canteloupes are closesly related to danishes. They both... absorb... knowledge... from water...

''{confessional: Pinky}''

'''PINKY:''' Etesay is dumber than an empty tin can.

''{confessional: Marissa}''

'''MARISSA:''' I somtimes wonder how she passed kindergarten.

''{cuts back}''

'''NICHOLAS:''' ''{enters, now with a cast on his leg}'' Hey, Maloa, Pinky, and, ''{zooms into a shot of etesay and marissa}'' um... Pablo and Biala!

'''PINKY:''' ''{lowers eye lids, starts clapping unenthusiasticaly}'' ''{sarcastic}'' Nice job, captain observent. ''{stops clapping}''

''{amber walks in}''

''{confessional: Marissa}''

'''MARISSA:''' To tell the truth, I was looking foreward to amber entering. She could sort this out.

''{cuts back}''

'''AMBER:''' Stop doing whatever you're doing, I've entered!

''{no one moves. amber frowns}''

'''MARISSA:''' ''{walks up to amber}'' Amber, can you help me with-

'''AMBER:''' -sorting out the social problem thats ruining the friendship between you, Etesay, and Maloa?

'''MARISSA:''' Spot on.

'''AMBER:''' Sorry, I know nothing about it.

''{confessional: Amber}''

'''AMBER:''' Think of it this way: I'm getting Nicholas and Pinky on my side, so if I got Marissa, Etesay, and Maloa angry at each other, I could pick them off this show like apples off a tree.

''{confessional: Marissa}''

'''MARISSA:''' I hope she gets run over by pluto.

''{back}''

'''KALT:''' ''{walks in, looks at the cheese danish tray. begins licking it}''

'''MARISSA:''' What are you doing?

'''KALT:''' I want a danish.

'''YVONNE:''' Okay, now that everyone's here, I'll start the challange. Follow me outside.

''{yvonne leaves, everyone following}''

==E<s>scape</s>nter the room==
''{cuts to in front of the hotel. everyone goes outside. as soon as everyone is outside, yvonne closes and locks the front door}''

'''AMBER:''' Hey, what the-

'''MARISSA:''' What's going on?

'''NICHOLAS:''' Isn't there supposed to be a challenge?

'''YVONNE:''' ''{through the door}'' Of course there is. You need to enter the hotel while doing the least collateral damage. Last one in loses. Also, the winner will get a bonus for next week. By the way push the button next to the statue of the ''{cuts to a statue of some fruit}'' orange for this confessional. ''{leaves}''

'''MALOA:''' This is simple. Move away! ''{picks up a rock, throws it at a window. it merely bounces off it, and hits kalt in the eye. he doesn't seem to care}''

'''MARISSA:''' Oh, yeah. My window did seem to be rubber this morning.

'''MALOA:''' ''{lowers eye lids}'' Gee. Thanks.

'''NICHOLAS:''' Okay. We need to map out the hotel. everyone, takes a different side of the hotel, and report any possible entrance-

''{a knocking sound is heard. cuts to inside the lobby. kalt is knocking on the front door}''

'''KALT:''' I found one!

'''NICHOLAS:''' Great! What is it?

''{brief pause}''

'''KALT:''' I don't remember.

''{cuts back outside}''

'''MARISSA:''' Okay, what ways will cause little damage to the building?

'''ETESAY:''' We can't break the front door. We'd hurt kalt.

'''AMBER:''' ''{running towards the door}'' What? ''{runs into the door, falling over backwards.}''

'''MALOA:''' Two points!

''{confessional: Etesay}''

'''ETESAY:''' Yvonne must have planned a lot of ways, hence 'least collateral damage'. 

''{cuts to the side of the building. marissa is looking up. Nicholas comes in}''

'''NICHOLAS:''' What have you found?

'''MARISSA:''' I think the water slide is our ticket in.

'''NICHOLAS:''' How are we supposed to get up there?

'''MARISSA:''' Listen closely. First, we-

''{the screen swipes to marisa on top of a tree. the trunk looks surprisingly black. Nicholas is behind the tree.}''

'''NICHOLAS:''' You really sure this is safe?

'''MARISSA:''' Positively. Push that tree!

'''{Nicholas runs into and begins bushing on the blackened part of the tree. it quickly begins to collapse}''

'''NICHOLAS:''' NOW!

''{cuts to a closeup of marissa. she jumps off the tree, holing onto the edge of a bright yellow slide.}''

'''MARISSA:''' Yes! ''{climbs onto the slide, goes into the hotel.}''

''{cuts to the back of the buliding. Maloa, Pinky, and Amber are here.}''

'''NICHOLAS:''' Got any pla-

'''MALOA:''' Yep! 

'''NICHOLAS:''' Good. What?

'''PINKY:''' See the crumbling portion of the wall?

'''NICHOLAS:''' Yes...

''{maloa grabs onto the back of nicholas's wheelchair.}''

'''NICHOLAS:''' What's going on?

''{maloa runs at full speed towards the crumbling portion of the wall. nicholascreates a large gap, but can't seem to move. maloa climbs into the building through a crevice next to nicholas. he pulls nicholas in.}''

'''MALOA:''' NOW, PINKY!

''{pinky runs towars the wall, amber quickly begins following. a white box partially appears in the wall. as soon as pinky enters, it completely covers the hole, revealing it to be a washing machine.}''

'''AMBER:''' You left me out?

''{confessional: Amber}''

'''AMBER:''' I'm gonna crush those two like they crushed the wall.

==Scamm'd!==

''{cuts to the right side of the building. Etesay is there. Amber walks in}''

'''ETESAY:''' Don't even come near me.

'''AMBER:''' And I shouldn't why?

'''ETESAY:''' Because, just like everyone else wants to, I know you will just mock me. I might as well just leave this show. 

'''AMBER:''' That's not true!

'''ETESAY:''' Just leave me alone.

'''AMBER:''' Just follow me, and we will get inside.

'''ETESAY:''' And how do I know that this isn't a scam?

'''AMBER:''' Because I will let you in first.

'''ETESAY:''' Cross your heart.

'''AMBER:''' Done.

''{the two walk around to the front of the building, to the front door. Amber knocks on it}''

'''KALT:''' ''{opens the door}'' Hello! 

'''ETESAY:''' ''{squeals}'' I'm gonna win this!

''{amber punches etesay, and runs inside}''

'''AMBER:''' Like I'd risk the challenge to save you! ''{slams the door shut}''

''{yvonne walks onscreen}''

'''YVONNE:''' How does it feel to have been scammed by the worst person on the show?

'''ETESAY:''' ''{bursts out in tears}''

'''YVONNE:''' ''{looks directly at the camera}'' And that's a wrap for this episode! That brings use down to six contestants. 

'''ETESAY:''' ''{yelling at yvonne}'' Your show has ruined my LIFE! These were my friends you turned againsed me!

'''YVONNE:''' Good for you. ''{looks back at the camera}'' See you next time!

''{fades to black}''