Overheard In Chat

From Worldinherhands

Current revision as of 06:53, 23 September 2008

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Random quotage from group chats, things that didn't necessarily have anything to with each other but were hilarious in proximity.

Fallen: So baby humans taste like chicken nuggets?
Kaela: chocolate chip!
Monti: ooh, with caramel.

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Nelle: *snuggles fallen's soul* er...it's kinda sticky
Fallen: That's because you were licking it earlier

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Fallen: who wants to play Fruit Basket character with me?
Emily: WHICH SUCKS BALLS PJ!
Fallen: 0.0. okay... ew

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[23:28] *** Emily has left the chat.
[23:29] *** Emily has joined the chat.
[23:29] Emily: whoops
[23:30] Pryllie: wb!
[23:30] Emily: ty
[23:30] Emily: what did i miss?
[23:31] Pryllie: uhh
[23:32] Pryllie: dana did a swandive into her catbox, i tossed my laptop out the window, april disappeared and apes ran the Iron Man
[23:32] Pryllie: no wait
[23:32] Pryllie: i lie alot
[23:32] Pryllie: you missed nothing

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Alliana: OnlineHost: We're sorry, we are unable to send your message. Please remove the Web address and try again.
Dana: yeah, i've been getting that
Alliana: I'd like to show that Online Host where we can stick our web addresses
Dana: . . . i somehow managed to get a mental image off that
Dana: where's the brain bleach?
Emily: *passes the bottle*
Alliana: I think - yeah, Emily had it
Dana: thanks muchly
Emily: yup
Emily: I want to know why I always have it, when I NEVER use it?

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Emily: I was doing that cause of the rhyming. I have a passionate hatred of rhyming. A run away rhyme killed my mother.
Fallen: --And kept on going. A verbal hit and run.

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Fallen: And I see we opted to veer into the crazy skid and take out the innocent bystanders. Good choice.

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Fallen: Dude, prolonged contact... we're not having a Brokeback moment here that I'm not aware of, are we, Ennis?
Emily: Sadly, I am not a lesbian.
Emily: And I say sadly because then I could have gotten laid in college.
Jilly: I swear to GOD I look at this chat at the wrong damn times.
Fallen: Likewise. All girls college.
Emily: Yes.
Fallen: ... We shall never speak of this again...

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Ramdonomo (4:23:08 PM): I'm just saying that if Barbie ever saw cock, she'd probaby wanna tie a pink ribbon around it and make it pretty.

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[23:11] *** fallen has joined the chat.
[23:11] fallen: *stretches*
[23:12] sam: Howdy!
[23:12] emily: *pokes fallen in the side*
[23:12] fallen: ACK! RIBS
[23:13] maggie: ooh bbq.
[23:14] pryllie: ...
[23:14] emily: :D
[23:14] pryllie: yes, *points up to a comment* omgwtfBBQ
[23:14] emily: maggie associates body parts to food
[23:14] emily: I think she'll become a cannibal
[23:14] pryllie: it's a fallen omgwtfbbq
[23:14] emily: Maggie, remember, avoid the brain stem.
[23:15] sheena: I like cannibals.
[23:15] maggie: *pouts*
[23:15] pryllie: been there, done that, got the tshirt
[23:15] emily: hhe
[23:15] maggie: But I like the flossing action!!
[23:15] sheena: You floss with tshirts?
[23:15] emily: But it has the potential to destroy your brain
[23:15] sheena: Who needs brains?
[23:15] sheena: Really?
[23:15] sheena: Besides Sylar.
[23:16] maggie: <- so doesn't need brains.
[23:16] sheena: Alright, then.
[23:16] fallen: Needs courage.
[23:16] sheena: Destroy away.
[23:16] fallen: Got any spare courage?
[23:16] emily: check the wizard
[23:16] emily: or the lion
[23:16] pryllie: Nah
[23:16] pryllie: I stole his courage and kicked him in his liony balls

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