Space Potatoes
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Space Potatoes is a sketch from the Whitest Kids U'Know.
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Characters
- Trevor Moore as Barry
- Timmy Williams and Darren Trumeter as the two other astronauts
Story
The sketch starts with Darren and Timmy sitting in an upright space shuttle, preparing for liftoff. Darren then says "Damn, where's Barry? He's supposed to drive us to space!". Barry (Trevor) then is seen climbing up a ladder in the shuttle to his seat. He says he is late because the "machine ate my dollar". He apologizes for being late and says he is hungry. He then says he is really thirsty, and pulls out a soda.
As he tries to drink the soda in the upright shuttle, the lid falls off, and the soda goes everywhere. He pulls out another soda, and while Darren and Timmy tell him not to open it, he says he is still really thirsty, and opens the lid. He tries to drink, and the soda again goes everywhere. Darren and Timmy are now angry at Barry, who keeps on using "I'm sorry, I'm just really thirsty!" as his excuse. As the two tell him not to open anything else, Trevor opens a bag of candy.
The candy goes everywhere. Barry reminds the two mad astronauts how much fun they had last time in space with the candy, and Timmy mentions that this is because they waited until they were in space to eat the candy. The two again tell Barry not to open anything else. Nevertheless, he ignores them and gets a jug of milk. The two, not knowing that he has the milk, continue to tell him not to open anything else. Barry tells the two that he just wants to make a "little chocolate milk". The two tell him not to make chocolate milk. He opens the milk jug, and as he tries to pour the milk into a cup, he loses control of the milk, and it goes all over the three astronauts. He continues to struggle to pour the milk into the cup until it finally falls on Darren. He then pulls out a spoon and a box of chocolate, and tries to make chocolate milk. The box falls on the astronauts. The two are still shouting at Barry, who is disappointed that his chocolate milk is ruined.
Darren and Timmy continue to shout at Barry and tell him not to open anything else. He then pulls out a bag of potatoes. He announces he is very hungry again, and he opens the bag of potatoes. The potatoes fall on the three astronauts. The two are now shouting at Barry as loud as they can. He then announces that he "doesn't feel so good". As Barry is about to throw up, the two scream "NO!!", and the sketch cuts to black.
Memorable Quotes
- Darren : "Damn, where's Barry? He's supposed to drive us to space!"
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- Barry : "The machine ate my dollar!"
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- Darren : "Unbelievable, man!"
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- Barry : "Remember how much fun we had last time with the candy?"
- Timmy : "That's because last time, we waited until we were IN SPACE TO EAT THE CANDY!
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- Barry : "O-okay, I just - I wanna make a little chocolate milk."
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- Barry : "My chocolate milk is ruined."
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- Darren : "AH! It's in my eyes! It's so painful!"
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- Barry : "I got my soda on me!"
- Timmy : "Yeah, you got it on us, too, Barry!"
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- Barry : "G-guys... I don't feel so good."
