Indiana Jones Auction
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Indiana Jones Auction is a sketch from the Whitest Kids U'Know.
Characters
- Trevor Moore as Indiana Jones
- Zach Cregger as the auctioneer
- Timmy Williams and various others in crowd
Transcript
(An announcer says "And now, Indiana Jones at a Rock and Roll Memorabilia Auction." over a black screen with the same words in white letters.)
(Cut to Zach as an auctioneer with a black Les Paul electric guitar in front of him.)
Auctioneer : The next item up for bidding is this guitar. This is Peter Frampton's guitar, it's the very famous guitar which spoke the words "do you feel like I do". Can I start the bidding at $6000?
(Music starts playing and Indiana Jones (Trevor) quickly jumps up from his seat and points at the guitar)
Indiana Jones : THAT GUITAR BELONGS TO PETER FRAMPTON!
Auctioneer : (angrily) PETER FRAMPTON IS DEAD, AND SO ARE ALL OF HIS GRANDCHILDREN!
Indiana Jones : Then it belongs in a museum!
Auctioneer : DR. JONES, SIT DOWN!
(He sits down madly.)
