Bigfoot vs. Gravedigger
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Bigfoot vs. Gravedigger is a sketch from the Whitest Kids U'Know.
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Characters
- Sam Brown as Bruce "Bigfoot" Collins (introduced as Bob, Bruce on gravestone)
- Trevor Moore as "Gravedigger"
- Zach Cregger as Charlotte Collins
- Timmy Williams as Barbara
- Darren Trumeter and others as partygoers
Story
The sketch begins with a couple, Bruce "Bigfoot" and Charlotte, at a party hosted by a woman named Barbara. Charlotte begins to comment on the party, and introduces Barbara to Bob, also known as "Bigfoot". The three begin to talk about Bigfoot, and the couple's trip to Florida, until Bigfoot spots "Gravedigger". Charlotte tells Barbara that Gravedigger is Bigfoot's rival monster truck driver and sworn enemy. Bigfoot tells Gravedigger that "there isn't room for the both of us at this party". Charlotte urges Bigfoot to leave. Gravedigger tells Bigfoot that "he better listen to the woman", and he then announces that he's going to go over and "try some of that delicious punch". Along the way, he pushes partygoers over, smashes bottles, pushes over tables, and steps over chairs, until he gets to a table with punch on it. After stating that "that is some delicious punch", he smashes the table and realizes that "I must've left a quite a wake of carnage and destruction in my path." Bigfoot says that "it is okay, it's just a little mess." He then says that he sees a bookshelf, and is going to go look for his favorite book. Along the way, he crushes a table, pulls down decorations, crushes chairs, and pushes over people, until he sees that the book is not on the shelf. He says that it looks like he "left a battlefield of mangled metal and flesh in my way". Gravedigger then states that he is getting "an urge to jump that bookshelf over there, a nine-foot vertical jump!" He then jumps the bookshelf, which topples over with Gravedigger. After Gravedigger gets up, Bigfoot tells him that he is also getting a urge, "an urge to jump out that plate glass high-rise window!" Charlotte urges him not to do it, as he'll die. Gravedigger tells Bigfoot that he "better listen to the woman." Bigfoot prepares to jump, while Gravedigger repeatedly tells Bigfoot that he has won. Bigfoot then jumps out the window.
The sketch ends with a shot of a gravestone in a field with the words "R.I.P. Bruce "Bigfoot" Collins 1975-2006" inscribed.
Memorable Quotes
- Barbara : "You stepped on my Asian!"
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- Bigfoot : "Oh, look at this! It looks like I left a battlefield of mangled metal and flesh in my way!"
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- Gravedigger : "A nine-foot vertical jump! SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY! GRAVEDIGGER!"
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- Barbara : "Thank you, my grandmother died!"
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- Gravedigger : "Mercy me, seems that I've left quite a wake of carnage and destruction in my path. Sorry."
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- Barbara : "Dump her. You should dump her and marry me!"
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- Bigfoot : "Oh, look, a bookshelf! I wonder if they have that book I read?"
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- Charlotte : "What is it, baby?"
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Trivia
- Trevor really did hurt himself during the bookshelf jump.
- The sketch was shot at a studio at FUSE, and everything was made of break-away material. Because of this, the cast had to nail everything in one take.
- "Bigfoot" is introduced as Bob, however, on his gravestone, his name is "Bruce".
