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Àxel

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I've been getting hondued from cyl0n (I think that was the name) offering good money (over $100/mo) to put a php snippet on my site to display their ads.  Thing is I couldn't find anything on their site or out on the web to give me a warm fuzzy feeling about them. The freaky thing is they called (I didn't answer) so they did some research on me. Nothing like be stalked to make you think something is up.And I've gotten others in the past month or so. All seem to want me to put a little php snippet on my site in exchange for the $$. Be wary..
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:''Tio1.jpg? ese no es nadie comparado conmigo.
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:*Àxel sobre [[Tio1.jpg]].
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:''Que nombre tan raro tiene ese tío, el mio es mucho más sencillo
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:*[[Tio1.jpg]] sobre Àxel
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[[Image:Axel.jpg|200px|thumb|Este es Àxel que chupa pijam, verga toma semen y coje a su mamá todos los dias]]
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Àxel nació en el seno de una familia de putos pendejos.
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==Cronología==
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*1955: <s>se arruina el mundo</s> Nace en [[caca landia]]
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*1956: lo llevan a beber semen.
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*1967: se escapa
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*1970: gana una copa de semen
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*1971: se le ordena dominar su pene
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*1972: se da cuenta que no tiene pene
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*1986: chupa penes
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*1987: le sale una pekeña esperanza de que si tiene pene
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*1990: empieza a envidiar a los negros
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*1993: es derrocado por CAcA
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*1997: aprende a mamar
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*2000: regresa a la cacalandia
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*2001: mama al presidente De la Rúa para tratar de dominar su pene pero le sale mal y debe renunciar.
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*2002: se retira a una isla
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*2007: está tomando semen
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==Biografía==
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====Nacimiento====
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Pchingo a su puta madre
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===Infancia===
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se lo violo michael jackson
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===Adolescencia===
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se corta el pene (una microscopica particula que vio ahi)
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===Adultez===
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[[Image:organovirilaxel.jpg|200px|thumb|la vagina que se implanto Àxel]]
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se cago y se puso vagina
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Current revision as of 01:31, 26 February 2009

I've been getting hondued from cyl0n (I think that was the name) offering good money (over $100/mo) to put a php snippet on my site to display their ads. Thing is I couldn't find anything on their site or out on the web to give me a warm fuzzy feeling about them. The freaky thing is they called (I didn't answer) so they did some research on me. Nothing like be stalked to make you think something is up.And I've gotten others in the past month or so. All seem to want me to put a little php snippet on my site in exchange for the $$. Be wary..

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