PlayStation 3
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The PlayStation 3 is the newest console from Sony.
Why It Is Better Than Xbox 360
The Playstation 3 is wayz better than the 360. Here is a list of whys:
- It plays Blue-Ray.
- Online is free.
- Wi-Fi is built in
- No RROD
Steps To Buying a PS3
1)Go to Wal-Mart
2)Dish out the $450 to the cashier.
3)Take it home and unpack it.
4)Do some internet research and realize you sacrificed some awesome games, 40 GB of hard drive space, and HD movie downloads for a shitty black monolith that is equipped with Blu-Ray, and Wi-Fi Internet.
5)Throw your PS3 out the window.
6)Retrieve it and shoot it several times with a Remington 22 gauge shotgun.
7)Throw it in a car compactor.
8)Burn the remains in thermite.
9)Go and buy an Xbox 360 or Wii.
