RIAA

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The RIAA, short for "Really Ignorant A$$holes of America" is a tyrannical fascist regime which resides in the continental United States and enjoys the full support of the United States Government, Oprah's Book Club and a variety of other evil organizations. Founded in 1952 by demons from Hell, the RIAA's only purpose is to make people miserable, especially those who record and/or enjoy music.

Sanctions

The RIAA openly forbids the following:

• listening to a CD within ear shot
• CDs that can be purchased as a gift
• listening to MP3s or even MIDI files
• free speech
• the Internet
• VCRs
• Anything priced under $50
• Concerts
• Whistling
• Laughter and/or Smiling
• Unprotected mp3s
• Tapping on a table with your fingers(Unless the beat or wood has never been played before)
• Children and old people
• Freestyle Jazz, as performers may inadvertently play a melody from a copyright protected song