The Media
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The Media comes in forms like magazines, newspapers, and news programs.
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The Media's role in news is very important. If the news is bad news, it is The Media's role to make this news sound as horrible as possible. For example, if a new computer virus is released, The Media makes it sound like the world is going to end. See Y2K.
However, if it happens to be good news, it is The Media's role to make the news sound more amazing. For example, if a person does something good, they make the person sound like a hero and should be given a million dollars and a solid gold metal.
