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From Wikislippy

• Man gets shot at shooting range.
• Study shows mobile phones still being used primarily for conversations.
• Man survives car crash and 30 foot plummet, doctors shoot him out of sheer irritation
• China denies rigging Olympic opening ceremonies.
• TechNGames becomes the official Mississlippy message board.
• The United States declares war on the moon.
• Preschool students involved in violent dispute over the color of the Easter bunny's fur.
• Cows to inherit the world
• New Kids on the Block reunite despite old age
• 2+2=5