Ricer

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A ricer (also known as a ricer burner or fart car) is a car that has been modified for no good reason. Originally these were Japanese cars but sometimes, American cars are easier to find.

Typical Ricer

  • 12 foot wing The car must have a wing or a spoiler. The bigger the better.
  • body kits Plastic crap added to the bottom of the vehicle for no reason.
  • decals and stickers Stickers and decals all over the car. The more stickers, and the more unrelated to the car the better.
  • fart can "muffler" Car must have a new muffler to make the car sound like it is farting... really loudly.
  • non-functional hood scoop Install a non-working hood scoop for that extra look
  • expensive rims Stick on some fancy spiny rims that cost more than the car.
  • roof scoops Seriously. WT_?! What are roof scoops gonna do?
  • sound system Speakers that occupy the entire trunk. These are to make the car vibrate and to drown the noise of the fart can.

Why?

People watch The Fast and the Furious and think, Wow! That are an awesome car! I am gonna try that with my mom's station wagon! And when they are done they are like, Wow! This ride is pimped out y'all! This ride is dope!

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