Grecoville
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Grecoville® is Greco Pizza's evil plan to rename the planet Earth, Grecoville®, after their cardboard pizza place.
Origins
Greco Pizza is a "restaurant" located in Eastern Canada that sells pizza and other "food." Grecoville was originally the area surrounding a Greco Pizza Restaurant. If you live in Grecoville, then there is a 30 minute guarantee on your delivery. However, the area of Grecoville is never specified.
Expansion
Greco Pizza is quickly expanding to the rest of Canada and eventually the United States. Soon there will be a Greco Pizza in every municipality in North America. Therefore, every city is unofficially named Grecoville®. It would not make sense for every city in the country to be named Grecoville®, so they unofficially remane the continent Grecoville®. Wanting more money, they expand into the other continents. And the same thing will happen. After North America comes Europe, Asia, Australia, Africa, South America, and Antartica. With every continent unofficially named Grecoville®, it would not make sense for every continent to be named Grecoville®. Therefore, the planet Earth will become known as Grecoville®!
