Ricer

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Current revision as of 00:03, 17 March 2009

A Pontiac Grand Am with clear taillights, a large spoiler, fart can, and non-functional hood scoop.

A ricer (also known as a ricer burner or fart car) is a car that has been modified for no good reason. Originally these were Japanese cars but sometimes, American cars are easier to find.

[edit] Typical Ricer

• 12 foot wing The car must have a wing or a spoiler. The bigger the better.
• body kits Plastic crap added to the bottom of the vehicle for no reason.
• decals and stickers Stickers and decals all over the car. The more stickers, and the more unrelated to the car the better.
• fart can "muffler" Car must have a new muffler to make the car sound like it is farting... really loudly.
• non-functional hood scoop Install a non-working hood scoop for that extra look
• expensive rims Stick on some fancy spiny rims that cost more than the car.
• roof scoops Seriously. WT_?! What are roof scoops gonna do?
• sound system Speakers that occupy the entire trunk. These are to make the car vibrate and to drown the noise of the fart can.

[edit] Why?

People watch The Fast and the Furious and think, Wow! That are an awesome car! I am gonna try that with my mom's station wagon! And when they are done they are like, Wow! This ride is pimped out y'all! This ride is dope!