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* His tickets to the Superbowl | * His tickets to the Superbowl | ||
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== Method 2: Run at him with a Swiss-army knife == | == Method 2: Run at him with a Swiss-army knife == | ||
Running at him with as Swiss-army knife may also be a pretty good way to get him to the prom. | Running at him with as Swiss-army knife may also be a pretty good way to get him to the prom. | ||
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If you want to use this method to attract your prom date, here are some tips: | If you want to use this method to attract your prom date, here are some tips: | ||
* Make sure that a phone is NOT anywhere near the scene of the attack | * Make sure that a phone is NOT anywhere near the scene of the attack | ||
Revision as of 09:31, 23 May 2011
So.......... You are a sad, sad, sad, lonely, sad, sad, sad LONELY girl who has not been asked to the prom. Don't worry, I am here to save the day!
Method 1: Extortion
Extortion is a pretty effective method to get what you want. If you are willing to steal something beloved to your guy, then, give it back in exchange for something (in this case, him taking you to the prom), this is probably one of the best ways to do it! And victim my ass. A victim of this type of extortion by someone who would supposedly rape him afterwards, he would be so pissed off about it that he would immediately go running to the police and have that person's supremely shaped butt put into prison.
Here is a list of extortion paraphernailia that the typical guy likes:
- Hot Girls
- His iPod
- His PSP
- His Xbox
- His TV
- His Wii
- His Wee Wee (Note: Holding a guy's Wee Wee and demanding that he take you to the prom is NOT recommended!)
- His tickets to the Superbowl
Method 2: Run at him with a Swiss-army knife
Running at him with as Swiss-army knife may also be a pretty good way to get him to the prom. If you want to use this method to attract your prom date, here are some tips:
- Make sure that a phone is NOT anywhere near the scene of the attack
- Make sure that if you do stab him, that you stab him as he is walking home from his girlfriend's house in the dead of the night
