Sam Rosoff
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A Sam Rosoff is a very hairy creature. He lurks where no white man would dare lurk. Bridgeport. He is usually a smelly being and a rather large one with a chest comprable to Pamela Anderson's in size and feel. He can be seen mobbing the halls of convention hotels with speakers by his side playing the Gottlieb EP. He is a very humorous creature and can lick his own teats.
