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"THIS IS THE DEFENITION OF SHIT!!!11!1!! ~Penguin on Stairway To Heaven

Stairway to Heaven is a phenomolaly good song by Led Zeppelin. Written in 1971 by the amazing rock band, it has since become a staple at rock music stations.

Origins

The song is thought to have orginated when Gutarist, Jimi Page, had a sister who was completely spoilt. So much so that for her, everything that glittered was gold. At one point, she attempted to buy a stairway to heaven (after being led there by a piper), she also noticed frequent bustles in hedgerows, which turned out to be Spring cleans for the May Queen. She was unable to buy the stairway to heaven as the was rock, but didn't roll.

Allegations of subliminal messages

tHere Are no sublIminaL messgaes WHatsoever In this sliCK song. NONE WHATSOEVER!

Penguin Section

This section may only be edited by Penguin, anyone else editing it will be banned for 2 days

\\ RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGH JIMI PAGE IF YO WERENT DEAD YOUD BE DEAD BY NOW AND IF HIS SISTER ISNT DEAD ID RAPE HER AND STEAL ALL HER GOODIES ALSO IM GOING TO KILL THE GUITARIST (AGAIN) FOR GAYNESS WHILST PLAYING A SOLO IM GOING TO KILL THE WHOLE BAND FOR IT BEING SO LONG AND STAB THE COMPOSERS 7 TIMES ALSO CUT OFF ALL THEIR TESTICLES AND MAKE THEM EAT THEM THEN I WILL SATB JAMES FOR INFLICTING THIS ON ME AND YES THIS IS ALL ONE LONG SENTENCE SO YES IT JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE COHERENT SO TAKE THAT BITCH MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA