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1. Copy pages from Wikipedia for homework, then claim that they're of Whickerpedia and that Whicker gave you permission to copy it. (Double points if the page you copied was Plagiarism)
   
2. Turn up late for registration everyday for a week, giving a different excuse every day.
   
3. Instigate a rendition of "We Will Rock You" in History lessons or registration.
   
4. Start a fight with Titus in the form room or for that matter anywhere else.
   
5. When asked to do a role play/interview, include tv adverts.
   
6. When banned from the form room have everyone sit outside in the corridor.
   
7. Bring the pot plant out into the corridor.
   
8. When he tells you to put it back inside, ask him when he last watered it.
   
9. Worship the pot plant.
   
10. Start a paper plane war in the form room at lunch.
    
11. Start a paper plane war in the form room during registration.
    
12. Start a paper plane war in the form room during History lessons. (Bonus points if the lesson was about the Battle Of Britain)
    
13. Play loud music on the speakers in the form room.(A bonus point for playing anything off James's xen, or something by a 70s rock group)
    
14. Be titus.
    
15. Call him MCD.
    
16. Call him MDF
    
17. Call him Aladin. Wow! No-ones ever done that before!
    
18. Ask him if he'll do a bungee jump for the form charity.
    
19. Ask him if he'll do a bungee jump for the for charity, without a bungee-chord!
    
20. Wear white trainers into lessons (ESPECIALLY if your name is Calum)
    
21. When he asks you to change your shoes, say you have no school shoes with you.
    
22. Tell Mr. Caladé that your name is Jonjo Mcdermott.(Mega bonus for getting a yellow card put in the register in his name. Ultra-super-mega bonus for getting a green card)
    
23. Mess around with the settings on the speakers. (Double points if he has to call in a member of the IT department to fix them)
    
24. Bring polystyrene into the form room.
    
25. Ensure that every piece of furniture in the form room is broken at least once bonus points for the filing cabinet or ohp.
    
26. Sit on tables.
    
27. Bring in expensive items (MP3s etc.) and pretend to lose them.
    
28. Choose Drama as a GCSE option without also choosing History.(Espicially if your other options include: Art, RS, Music, or any DT subject)
    
29. When asked to review a Historical novel, review a 4 year old simpsons comic.
    
30. Nominate Michael for form representative.
    
31. Nominate Titus/David as a sports team captain.
    
32. Sing Land of Hope and Glory (seriously he hates that song)
    
33. Play "Come on Eileen" on the speakers and get everyone to sing along.
    
34. Invite people into the form room. (Bonus points for inviting an entire form into the form room, instant win for inviting Neill in)
    
35. Get him to go to www.goatse.fr, telling him it’s an excellent history revision guide.
    
36. Tell him to go to www.meatspin.com or www.wowomg.com for the same reason.
    
37. Pin up hello.jpg (the goatse photo) on the form notice board.
    
38. Give him several envelopes with the goatse picture inside them, saying they're letters of complaint from parents.(Will most likely result in him writing letters back)
    
39. Get James to sing Shuduppa you face and sing along! Over and over again!