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Sweden, also known as perverts paradise, is a rather cold country situated in Scandanavia. It is a rather wealthy country (for many different reasons) and is renowned for its Moose and its Meatballs (which are actually dead Mooses). Sweden has also been responsable for many (in)famous figures such as the pop group ABBA (see below), and Goatse (the later is now the Sweedish national website). Contrary to popular belief, they did not invent the classic British dish: Meatspin.

Exports

The main Exports of Sweeden are all to do with Mooses (see below). This includes antlers, bones, meatballs, and brains (a certain drug can be extracted). Dung also used to be exported from Sweden until Scotland became part of the UK and hence could rely on England and walse to suply it with food. Other exports from Sweden include alcohol, and most famously, women (see Sweden/Women for more imformation).

IKEA

IKEA is a Swedish company, whoes aim is to produce cheap crappy furniture, and sell it to the world. It now has a pressence in many countries, and is attempting to brainwash them into liking IKEA's own, space age furniture. Approximately 99% of all products bought from IKEA are impossible to put together and are thrown away, or given to people such as Titus family. OY THEY ARE REALLY EASY TO PUT TOGETHER IF YOU HAVE AN ENGINEER IN THE FAMILY AND WE HAVE 3 WHAT YOU ARE DOING WRONG IS READING THE INSTRUCTIONS