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How to put up ikea items
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How to put up an IKEA ivar shelving unit step 1take protective wrapping off (this is a very common mistake) step 2 kick it to show it whos boss step 3 throw instruction manual in bin and log onto this site step 4 stand up the side peices (you know what i mean ) step 5 failing that get someone else to hold them up for you step 6 get pissed off and kick the idiot for not holding it straight step 7 put the metal cross peice on the back with the help of person no 3 step 8 screw it and kick the other people for the fun of it step 9 put the dinky metal peices in the liddle holes step 10 rest shelves on them and give a good hard wallop( and for good measure person no 2 step 11 throw spare items in the loft step 12 step on person 3s feet in the process step 13 caccle evilly step 14 put books on shelf step 15 never read them again
there you go a nice shelving unit
