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User:Bobofthedead
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Hey, it's Josh. Watch this space as this place gets some templates etc. No, it won't do tricks whilst you wait...
Red Alert - Major Penguin attack on strategic or densely populated locations is either imminent or underway, and Superman is on his lunch break
You have an 80% chance of death TAKE COVER!!
I made this series, so therefore this page is marked with a Red Alert. By entering this page, your safety is compromised... I decided it was black very sorry... You contradict yourself. By marking this page as Black Alert, you acknowledge that you have destroyed it, and yet it is still up. A major contradiction. unfortunatly its got a major shield and i ahve fired my missiles but they got blown up and your admin so alive....
Black Alert - A series of major Penguin attacks, utilising Weapons of Mass Destruction has been launched on major articles of extreme strategic importance. The only people left alive are governmental workers, and/or admin
Either you are dead, you will die, or life will not be worth living, and you will commit suicide Don't bother taking cover. There will be nothing to live for.
