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How to put up ikea items
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| - | How to put up an IKEA | + | How to put up an IKEA ivar (thats a brand you idiots) bookcase: |
# Take protective wrapping off (this is a very common mistake). | # Take protective wrapping off (this is a very common mistake). | ||
# Kick it to show it who's boss. | # Kick it to show it who's boss. | ||
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# Get pissed off and kick the idiotic person helping you for not holding it straight. | # Get pissed off and kick the idiotic person helping you for not holding it straight. | ||
# Put the metal cross piece on the back with the help of person no. 3. | # Put the metal cross piece on the back with the help of person no. 3. | ||
| - | # Screw it | + | # Screw it up whlst hitting any idiot you see. |
| - | + | # Put the dinky metal pieces in the little tiny holes. | |
| - | # Put the dinky metal pieces in the | + | # Rest shelves on them and give a good hard wallop (for good measure, hit person no 2 or 3 |
| - | # Rest shelves on them and give a good hard wallop (for good measure, hit person no | + | |
# Throw spare items in the loft. | # Throw spare items in the loft. | ||
# Step on person 3s feet in the process. | # Step on person 3s feet in the process. | ||
# Put books on shelf. | # Put books on shelf. | ||
# Never read them again. Ever. | # Never read them again. Ever. | ||
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Revision as of 08:47, 2 September 2007
How to put up an IKEA ivar (thats a brand you idiots) bookcase:
- Take protective wrapping off (this is a very common mistake).
- Kick it to show it who's boss.
- Throw instruction manual in bin and log onto this site.
- Stand the side pieces upright against a wall.
- Failing that get someone else to hold them up for you.
- Get pissed off and kick the idiotic person helping you for not holding it straight.
- Put the metal cross piece on the back with the help of person no. 3.
- Screw it up whlst hitting any idiot you see.
- Put the dinky metal pieces in the little tiny holes.
- Rest shelves on them and give a good hard wallop (for good measure, hit person no 2 or 3
- Throw spare items in the loft.
- Step on person 3s feet in the process.
- Put books on shelf.
- Never read them again. Ever.
for fucks sake i made this article dont change it just add
