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How to put up ikea items
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| - | How to put up an IKEA ivar shelving unit | + | How to put up an IKEA ivar shelving unit: |
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| - | + | #Take protective wrapping off (this is a very common mistake) | |
| - | + | #Kick it to show it whos boss | |
| - | + | #Throw instruction manual in bin and log onto this site | |
| - | + | #Stand up the side peices (you know what i mean ) | |
| - | + | #Failing that get someone else to hold them up for you | |
| - | + | #Get pissed off and kick the idiot for not holding it straight | |
| - | + | #Put the metal cross peice on the back with the help of person no 3 | |
| - | + | #Screw it and kick the other people for the fun of it | |
| - | + | #Put the dinky metal peices in the liddle holes | |
| - | + | #Rest shelves on them and give a good hard wallop( and for good measure person no 2 | |
| - | + | #Throw spare items in the loft | |
| - | + | #Step on person 3s feet in the process | |
| - | + | #Cackle evilly | |
| - | + | #Put books on shelf | |
| + | #Never read them again | ||
there you go a nice shelving unit | there you go a nice shelving unit | ||
http://images.ciao.com/iuk/images/products/normal/501/IKEA_Ivar_Shelving_System__72501.jpg | http://images.ciao.com/iuk/images/products/normal/501/IKEA_Ivar_Shelving_System__72501.jpg | ||
Revision as of 20:36, 1 September 2007
IKEA
How to put up an IKEA ivar shelving unit:
- Take protective wrapping off (this is a very common mistake)
- Kick it to show it whos boss
- Throw instruction manual in bin and log onto this site
- Stand up the side peices (you know what i mean )
- Failing that get someone else to hold them up for you
- Get pissed off and kick the idiot for not holding it straight
- Put the metal cross peice on the back with the help of person no 3
- Screw it and kick the other people for the fun of it
- Put the dinky metal peices in the liddle holes
- Rest shelves on them and give a good hard wallop( and for good measure person no 2
- Throw spare items in the loft
- Step on person 3s feet in the process
- Cackle evilly
- Put books on shelf
- Never read them again
there you go a nice shelving unit
