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1. Copy pages from Wikipedia for homework, then claim that they're of Whickerpedia.
2. Turn up late for registration everyday for a week, giving a different excuse every day.
3. Instigate a rendition of "We Will Rock You" in History lessons.
4. Start a fight with Titus in the form room.
5. When asked to do a role play/interview, include tv adverts.
6. When banned from the form room have everyone sit outside in the corridor.
7. Bring the pot plant out into the corridor.
8. When he tells you to put it back inside, ask him when he last watered it.
9. Worship the pot plant.
10. Start a paper plane war in the form room at lunch.
11. Start a paper plane war in the form room during registration.
12. Start a paper plane war in the form room during History lessons.
13. Play loud music on the speakers in the form room.
14. Call him MCD.
15. Call him MDF
16. Call him Aladin. Wow! No-ones ever done that before!
17. Ask him if he'll do a bungee jump for the form charity.
18. Wear white trainers into lessons (ESPECIALLY if your name is Callum Gibson)
19. When he asks you to change your shoes, say you have no school shoes with you.
20. Tell Mr. Caladé that your name is Jonjo Mcdermott.
21. Mess around with the settings on the speakers.
22. Bring polystyrine into the form room.
23. Ensure that every piece of furniture in the form room is broken at least once.
24. Sit on tables.
25. Bring in expensive items (MP3s etc.) and pretend to lose them.
26. Choose Drama as a GCSE option without also choosing History.
27. When asked to review a Historical novel, review a 4 year old simpsons comic.
28. Nominate Michael for form representative.
29. Nominate Titus/David as a sports team captain.
30. Sing Land of Hope and Glory (seriously he hates that song)
31. Play "Come on Eileen" on the speakers and get everyone to sing along.
32. Invite people into the form room.
33. Get him to go to www.goatse.fr, telling him it’s an excellent history revision guide.
34. Tell him to go to www.meatspin.com or www.wowomg.com for the same reason.
35. Pin up hello.jpg (the goatse photo) on the form notice board.
36. Give him several envelopes with the goatse picture inside them, saying they're letters of complaint from parents.
AND FINALLY 37. Get James to sing Shuduppa you face and sing along! Over and over again!