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How to annoy MCD
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| - | # Copy pages from Wikipedia for homework, then claim that they're of Whickerpedia.<br> | + | # Copy pages from Wikipedia for homework, then claim that they're of Whickerpedia and that Whicker gave you permission to copy it. (''Double points if the page you copied was [[Plagiarism]]'')<br> |
# Turn up late for registration everyday for a week, giving a different excuse every day.<br> | # Turn up late for registration everyday for a week, giving a different excuse every day.<br> | ||
| - | # Instigate a rendition of "We Will Rock You" in History lessons.<br> | + | # Instigate a rendition of "We Will Rock You" in History lessons or registration.<br> |
| - | # Start a fight with Titus in the form room.<br> | + | # Start a fight with Titus in the form room or for that matter anywhere else.<br> |
# When asked to do a role play/interview, include tv adverts.<br> | # When asked to do a role play/interview, include tv adverts.<br> | ||
# When banned from the form room have everyone sit outside in the corridor.<br> | # When banned from the form room have everyone sit outside in the corridor.<br> | ||
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# Start a paper plane war in the form room at lunch.<br> | # Start a paper plane war in the form room at lunch.<br> | ||
# Start a paper plane war in the form room during registration.<br> | # Start a paper plane war in the form room during registration.<br> | ||
| - | # Start a paper plane war in the form room during History lessons.<br> | + | # Start a paper plane war in the form room during History lessons. (''Bonus points if the lesson was about the Battle Of Britain'')<br> |
| - | # Play loud music on the speakers in the form room.<br> | + | # Play loud music on the speakers in the form room.(''A bonus point for playing anything off James's xen, or something by a 70s rock group'')<br> |
# Be titus. <br> | # Be titus. <br> | ||
# Call him MCD.<br> | # Call him MCD.<br> | ||
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# Call him Aladin. Wow! No-ones ever done that before!<br> | # Call him Aladin. Wow! No-ones ever done that before!<br> | ||
# Ask him if he'll do a bungee jump for the form charity.<br> | # Ask him if he'll do a bungee jump for the form charity.<br> | ||
| - | # Wear white trainers into lessons (ESPECIALLY if your name is | + | # Ask him if he'll do a bungee jump for the for charity, without a bungee-chord!<br> |
| + | # Wear white trainers into lessons (''ESPECIALLY if your name is Calum'')<br> | ||
# When he asks you to change your shoes, say you have no school shoes with you.<br> | # When he asks you to change your shoes, say you have no school shoes with you.<br> | ||
| - | # Tell Mr. Caladé that your name is Jonjo Mcdermott.<br> | + | # Tell Mr. Caladé that your name is Jonjo Mcdermott.(''Mega bonus for getting a yellow card put in the register in his name. Ultra-super-mega bonus for getting a green card'')<br> |
| - | # Mess around with the settings on the speakers.<br> | + | # Mess around with the settings on the speakers. (''Double points if he has to call in a member of the IT department to fix them'')<br> |
| - | # Bring | + | # Bring polystyrene into the form room.<br> |
| - | # Ensure that every piece of furniture in the form room is broken at least once.<br> | + | # Ensure that every piece of furniture in the form room is broken at least once bonus points for the filing cabinet or ohp.<br> |
# Sit on tables.<br> | # Sit on tables.<br> | ||
# Bring in expensive items (MP3s etc.) and pretend to lose them.<br> | # Bring in expensive items (MP3s etc.) and pretend to lose them.<br> | ||
| - | # Choose Drama as a GCSE option without also choosing History.<br> | + | # Choose Drama as a GCSE option without also choosing History.(''Espicially if your other options include: Art, RS, Music, or any DT subject'')<br> |
# When asked to review a Historical novel, review a 4 year old simpsons comic.<br> | # When asked to review a Historical novel, review a 4 year old simpsons comic.<br> | ||
# Nominate Michael for form representative.<br> | # Nominate Michael for form representative.<br> | ||
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# Sing Land of Hope and Glory (seriously he hates that song)<br> | # Sing Land of Hope and Glory (seriously he hates that song)<br> | ||
# Play "Come on Eileen" on the speakers and get everyone to sing along.<br> | # Play "Come on Eileen" on the speakers and get everyone to sing along.<br> | ||
| - | # Invite people into the form room.<br> | + | # Invite people into the form room. (''Bonus points for inviting an entire form into the form room, instant win for inviting Neill in'')<br> |
# Get him to go to www.goatse.fr, telling him it’s an excellent history revision guide.<br> | # Get him to go to www.goatse.fr, telling him it’s an excellent history revision guide.<br> | ||
# Tell him to go to www.meatspin.com or www.wowomg.com for the same reason.<br> | # Tell him to go to www.meatspin.com or www.wowomg.com for the same reason.<br> | ||
| - | # Pin up hello.jpg (the goatse photo) on the form notice board.<br> | + | # Pin up hello.jpg (the [[goatse]] photo) on the form notice board.<br> |
| - | # Give him several envelopes with the goatse picture inside them, saying they're letters of complaint from parents.<br> | + | # Give him several envelopes with the [[goatse]] picture inside them, saying they're letters of complaint from parents.(''Will most likely result in him writing letters back'')<br> |
# Get James to sing Shuduppa you face and sing along! Over and over again! | # Get James to sing Shuduppa you face and sing along! Over and over again! | ||
Current revision as of 15:42, 2 September 2007
- Copy pages from Wikipedia for homework, then claim that they're of Whickerpedia and that Whicker gave you permission to copy it. (Double points if the page you copied was Plagiarism)
- Turn up late for registration everyday for a week, giving a different excuse every day.
- Instigate a rendition of "We Will Rock You" in History lessons or registration.
- Start a fight with Titus in the form room or for that matter anywhere else.
- When asked to do a role play/interview, include tv adverts.
- When banned from the form room have everyone sit outside in the corridor.
- Bring the pot plant out into the corridor.
- When he tells you to put it back inside, ask him when he last watered it.
- Worship the pot plant.
- Start a paper plane war in the form room at lunch.
- Start a paper plane war in the form room during registration.
- Start a paper plane war in the form room during History lessons. (Bonus points if the lesson was about the Battle Of Britain)
- Play loud music on the speakers in the form room.(A bonus point for playing anything off James's xen, or something by a 70s rock group)
- Be titus.
- Call him MCD.
- Call him MDF
- Call him Aladin. Wow! No-ones ever done that before!
- Ask him if he'll do a bungee jump for the form charity.
- Ask him if he'll do a bungee jump for the for charity, without a bungee-chord!
- Wear white trainers into lessons (ESPECIALLY if your name is Calum)
- When he asks you to change your shoes, say you have no school shoes with you.
- Tell Mr. Caladé that your name is Jonjo Mcdermott.(Mega bonus for getting a yellow card put in the register in his name. Ultra-super-mega bonus for getting a green card)
- Mess around with the settings on the speakers. (Double points if he has to call in a member of the IT department to fix them)
- Bring polystyrene into the form room.
- Ensure that every piece of furniture in the form room is broken at least once bonus points for the filing cabinet or ohp.
- Sit on tables.
- Bring in expensive items (MP3s etc.) and pretend to lose them.
- Choose Drama as a GCSE option without also choosing History.(Espicially if your other options include: Art, RS, Music, or any DT subject)
- When asked to review a Historical novel, review a 4 year old simpsons comic.
- Nominate Michael for form representative.
- Nominate Titus/David as a sports team captain.
- Sing Land of Hope and Glory (seriously he hates that song)
- Play "Come on Eileen" on the speakers and get everyone to sing along.
- Invite people into the form room. (Bonus points for inviting an entire form into the form room, instant win for inviting Neill in)
- Get him to go to www.goatse.fr, telling him it’s an excellent history revision guide.
- Tell him to go to www.meatspin.com or www.wowomg.com for the same reason.
- Pin up hello.jpg (the goatse photo) on the form notice board.
- Give him several envelopes with the goatse picture inside them, saying they're letters of complaint from parents.(Will most likely result in him writing letters back)
- Get James to sing Shuduppa you face and sing along! Over and over again!
