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How to put up ikea items
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| - | How to put up an IKEA | + | How to put up an IKEA ivar (look i am sorry but you cant edit this this isnt a joke its the name) bookcase: |
# Take protective wrapping off (this is a very common mistake). | # Take protective wrapping off (this is a very common mistake). | ||
# Kick it to show it who's boss. | # Kick it to show it who's boss. | ||
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# Come back in half an hour, after a hot cup of tea/whisky. | # Come back in half an hour, after a hot cup of tea/whisky. | ||
# Put the dinky metal pieces in the badly drilled holes. | # Put the dinky metal pieces in the badly drilled holes. | ||
| - | # Rest shelves on them and give a good hard wallop (for good measure, hit person no. 2 | + | # Rest shelves on them and give a good hard wallop (for good measure, hit person no. 2 or 3 |
# Throw spare items in the loft. | # Throw spare items in the loft. | ||
# Step on person 3s feet in the process. | # Step on person 3s feet in the process. | ||
# Put books on shelf. | # Put books on shelf. | ||
# Never read them again. Ever. | # Never read them again. Ever. | ||
| - | + | and you are done | |
Revision as of 11:45, 2 September 2007
How to put up an IKEA ivar (look i am sorry but you cant edit this this isnt a joke its the name) bookcase:
- Take protective wrapping off (this is a very common mistake).
- Kick it to show it who's boss.
- Throw instruction manual in bin and log onto this site.
- Stand the side pieces upright against a wall.
- Failing that get someone else to hold them up for you.
- Get pissed off and kick the idiotic person helping you for not holding it straight.
- Put the metal cross piece on the back with the help of person no. 3.
- Screw it and give up.
- Come back in half an hour, after a hot cup of tea/whisky.
- Put the dinky metal pieces in the badly drilled holes.
- Rest shelves on them and give a good hard wallop (for good measure, hit person no. 2 or 3
- Throw spare items in the loft.
- Step on person 3s feet in the process.
- Put books on shelf.
- Never read them again. Ever.
and you are done
