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How to annoy MCD
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| - | + | # Copy pages from Wikipedia for homework, then claim that they're of Whickerpedia.<br> | |
| - | + | # Turn up late for registration everyday for a week, giving a different excuse every day.<br> | |
| - | + | # Instigate a rendition of "We Will Rock You" in History lessons.<br> | |
| - | + | # Start a fight with Titus in the form room.<br> | |
| - | + | # When asked to do a role play/interview, include tv adverts.<br> | |
| - | + | # When banned from the form room have everyone sit outside in the corridor.<br> | |
| - | + | # Bring the pot plant out into the corridor.<br> | |
| - | + | # When he tells you to put it back inside, ask him when he last watered it.<br> | |
| - | + | # Worship the pot plant.<br> | |
| - | + | # Start a paper plane war in the form room at lunch.<br> | |
| - | + | # Start a paper plane war in the form room during registration.<br> | |
| - | + | # Start a paper plane war in the form room during History lessons.<br> | |
| - | + | # Play loud music on the speakers in the form room.<br> | |
| - | + | # Be titus. <br> | |
| - | + | # Call him MCD.<br> | |
| - | + | # Call him MDF<br> | |
| - | + | # Call him Aladin. Wow! No-ones ever done that before!<br> | |
| - | + | # Ask him if he'll do a bungee jump for the form charity.<br> | |
| - | + | # Wear white trainers into lessons (ESPECIALLY if your name is Callum Gibson)<br> | |
| - | + | # When he asks you to change your shoes, say you have no school shoes with you.<br> | |
| - | + | # Tell Mr. Caladé that your name is Jonjo Mcdermott.<br> | |
| - | + | # Mess around with the settings on the speakers.<br> | |
| - | + | # Bring polystyrine into the form room.<br> | |
| - | + | # Ensure that every piece of furniture in the form room is broken at least once.<br> | |
| - | + | # Sit on tables.<br> | |
| - | + | # Bring in expensive items (MP3s etc.) and pretend to lose them.<br> | |
| - | + | # Choose Drama as a GCSE option without also choosing History.<br> | |
| - | + | # When asked to review a Historical novel, review a 4 year old simpsons comic.<br> | |
| - | + | # Nominate Michael for form representative.<br> | |
| - | + | # Nominate Titus/David as a sports team captain.<br> | |
| - | + | # Sing Land of Hope and Glory (seriously he hates that song)<br> | |
| - | + | # Play "Come on Eileen" on the speakers and get everyone to sing along.<br> | |
| - | + | # Invite people into the form room.<br> | |
| - | + | # Get him to go to www.goatse.fr, telling him it’s an excellent history revision guide.<br> | |
| - | + | # Tell him to go to www.meatspin.com or www.wowomg.com for the same reason.<br> | |
| - | + | # Pin up hello.jpg (the goatse photo) on the form notice board.<br> | |
| - | + | # Give him several envelopes with the goatse picture inside them, saying they're letters of complaint from parents.<br> | |
| - | + | # Get James to sing Shuduppa you face and sing along! Over and over again! | |
Revision as of 10:53, 25 August 2007
- Copy pages from Wikipedia for homework, then claim that they're of Whickerpedia.
- Turn up late for registration everyday for a week, giving a different excuse every day.
- Instigate a rendition of "We Will Rock You" in History lessons.
- Start a fight with Titus in the form room.
- When asked to do a role play/interview, include tv adverts.
- When banned from the form room have everyone sit outside in the corridor.
- Bring the pot plant out into the corridor.
- When he tells you to put it back inside, ask him when he last watered it.
- Worship the pot plant.
- Start a paper plane war in the form room at lunch.
- Start a paper plane war in the form room during registration.
- Start a paper plane war in the form room during History lessons.
- Play loud music on the speakers in the form room.
- Be titus.
- Call him MCD.
- Call him MDF
- Call him Aladin. Wow! No-ones ever done that before!
- Ask him if he'll do a bungee jump for the form charity.
- Wear white trainers into lessons (ESPECIALLY if your name is Callum Gibson)
- When he asks you to change your shoes, say you have no school shoes with you.
- Tell Mr. Caladé that your name is Jonjo Mcdermott.
- Mess around with the settings on the speakers.
- Bring polystyrine into the form room.
- Ensure that every piece of furniture in the form room is broken at least once.
- Sit on tables.
- Bring in expensive items (MP3s etc.) and pretend to lose them.
- Choose Drama as a GCSE option without also choosing History.
- When asked to review a Historical novel, review a 4 year old simpsons comic.
- Nominate Michael for form representative.
- Nominate Titus/David as a sports team captain.
- Sing Land of Hope and Glory (seriously he hates that song)
- Play "Come on Eileen" on the speakers and get everyone to sing along.
- Invite people into the form room.
- Get him to go to www.goatse.fr, telling him it’s an excellent history revision guide.
- Tell him to go to www.meatspin.com or www.wowomg.com for the same reason.
- Pin up hello.jpg (the goatse photo) on the form notice board.
- Give him several envelopes with the goatse picture inside them, saying they're letters of complaint from parents.
- Get James to sing Shuduppa you face and sing along! Over and over again!
