Kelly Ripa

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[VERSE 1] Here I go, 9 a.m., Sittin' here starin' at the tube again. I'm in denial, I'm in defeat, 'cause if I don't get to see her I'll be incomplete. Got no school, got no job, my friends keep sayin' I'm a lazy slob. But there's one thing I can't stand, is when their talking while I'm watchin' Regis and...

[CHORUS] Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa, a mommy with the body of a stripper. Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa, she's so fine I'd settle for her dad. Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa, if I had some chocolate I would dip her. Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa, why you wanna make me want so bad?

[VERSE 2] Riding round, in my car, worshiping a TV goddess from afar. There's no way, I can see her ever leaving Regis just to be with me. My Girlfriend's mad, cause I can't pay attention to her, watchin' Ripa all day. It must be hard when you're a girl, to be an Angelina in a Kelly world!

[CHORUS] Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa, if she was a naughty girl I'd grip her. Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa, rockin' all the polyester plaid. Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa, If she was a crime I would commit her. Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa, why you wanna make me want so bad?

[BRIDGE] How's a guy supposed to believe in everything he's not? Try my best to fight this fire with fire. Why you wanna try to take my TV set away?(hey!) How am I supposed to wake and start another day?(hey!) Clearly you are dealing with a desperate man who's close to insane!

[VERSE 3] Lost my mind, the doctors say, they locked me up, but really that's O.K., cause my new nurse looks just like...

[FINAL CHORUS] Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa, if she was a lolly-pop, I'd lick her. Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa, kinda makes me state she's probably sad. Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa, a mommy with the body of a stripper. Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa, she's so fine I'd settle for her, rockin' all the polyester, why you wanna make a boy go mad?

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