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CAPTAIN SHITTY BOLLOCKS IS A FUCKING STUPID IDEA FOR A SUPERHERO. BASICALLY THE IDEA IS FOR SOMEONE WHOSE BOLLOCKS ARE SHITTY. AND THAT'S MEANT TO BE HIS SUPERPOWER. THEY PROBABLY WOULDN'T ASK WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HIS BOLLOCKS WENT INTO THE FUCKING SHOWER OR A BATH OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE TOO MUCH SENSE. OVERALL, IT'S A FUCKING STUPID IDEA. WHAT WOULD HAVING SHITTY BOLLOCKS ALLOW HIM TO DO ANYWAY APART FROM SMELL FUCKING AWFUL AND MAKE WEIRD PORN? PRETTY MUCH FUCKING NOTHING. WHOEVER THOUGHT UP CAPTAIN SHITTY BOLLOCKS IS PROBABLY A COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT AND THEY SHOULD GO FUCK THEMSELVES WITH A BAG OF SHIT. ALSO, WHO WOULD THIS FUCKING MORON'S ENEMIES BE IN THE MOVIES AND STUFF? IT'S NOT LIKE SHITTY BOLLOCKS WOULD DEFEAT CRIME OR ANYTHING. THEY'D JUST MAKE A FUCKING BAD SMELL AND THAT WOULDN'T STOP ANYONE FROM DOING ANYTHING. UNLESS HIS ENEMY IS SOMEONE WHO CLEANS STUFF A LOT. THAT'S FUCKING STUPID TOO. FUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKING STUPID IDEA AND WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE AN ARTICLE EVEN ON THIS SHITE PILE OF AN ONLINE ENCYCLOPAEDIA? WANKERS.