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the SHITBREAD AWARDS are a award thingy in the media, arts, culture, armed security and other bullshit industries to fuck each other with.

[edit] INTRODUCTION FUCK

the Shitnread awards were invented by some fucking nutcase who stuck a trombone up his own arsehole and then started shrieking about it. When he got to hospital, the doctor punched him in the face. the doctor did it because he thought the guy was a fucking moron. afrer recovering, the guy decided that he should fight against sanyone who thought sticking random items up your own arsehole was stupid. he Spent the rest of his life making anal porn movies. Orsomeything.

Anyway, once the guy turnedinto a tortoise for some reason, other loonies decided that there shoud hbe a yearly award to encourage others to be fucking insane. They invented the shiTbreabd AWards.

[edit] MORE ShITe!!!

Since their invention whenever it happened the Shitbread Awards have been given to some fuckwit every periodially.

The main criteria are that the person being awarded has to be completely batshit crazy insanity level twelve out of three. The decisions on the award are made by a bunch of drugged up morons. the Awarding committee changes each year depending on who bothers to show up and do a shite in the plantpots. A lot of them are too fucked up to even shite into a plantpot so they just shit themselves generally.

[edit] Pat Winers

1974: Gary "McFCUKFACe MCFUCKINGCICLE" SHITBRAIn 1795: Too early. it hadn't been invented yet. maybe? 1995: Billy The SHitEAtINg MAnIAc 2007: CUNT.