IF YOU STICK YOUR COCK INTO A LOAD OF SHIT, IT GETS ALL SHITTY. THEN YOUR COCK IS SHITTY. IN THIS CASE, IT HAS BECOME A SHITCOCK. SHTICOCKS ARE NOTABLE FOR ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING. IT'S JUST A STUPID WORD MADE UP TO DESCRIBE A COCK COVERED IN SHIT. SHITDICK WOULD WORK JUST AS WELL BUT SOUNDS LESS PENIS-Y. FOR THIS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT REASON OR SOMETHING, THE WORD BECAME SHITCOCK. NOT THAT ANYONE GIVES A FUCK BECAUSE IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING IMPORTANT REALLY. NO ONE WOULD CALL IT A SHITCOCK IN ANY FORMAL STUFF. YOU WOULDN'T GET ANYONE SERIOUSLY TALKING ABOUT SHITCOCK EXCEPT IF IT'S FOR PORN OR SOMETHING. OH, SHITCOCKS ALSO HAPPEN IF A COCK IS STUCK INTO A SHITTY ARSEHOLE. THAT'S THE ONLY OTHER THING TO MENTION ABOUT SHITCOCKS REALLY.

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